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Language. Sex. Violence. Other? (Exate Edition)

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Creator: Taco Chopper Genre: Dungeon Romper Added: 05 Mar 2022 ZC Version: 2.50.0 Downloads: 249 Rating[?]: Rating: 4/5 (2 ratings) Download Quest
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Description
Please note: this is being uploaded to PureZC for archival purposes only.

"Language. Sex. Violence. Other?", or LSVO as it became to be known, was originally released in late 2009. Because PureZC would only accept 2.10 quests at the time, it was hosted on an alternative quest database in zcrealm, a site which has since long vanished from the internet. A few months ago, I was looking for this quest as reference material for Three Crests, only to realise that I no longer had it. I'd thought I lost the quest for good - I made this quest on my parents' computer at the time, which I assume is long gone in the 13 or so years since then. Through the help of the Wayback Machine, I was able to recover a version of it.

However, the original version is significantly outdated. Upon release, the quest was buggy, rough and needed a lot of work. There's sequence breaking, along with many potential soft-locks. I'd taken a break from PureZC almost immediately after release (the forum thread at the time cites a broken computer for the reason?), and Exate took on the role of principal debugger and cleaner of all things broken. That version, which I'm labelling as the Exate Edition, is the superior of the two for obvious reasons. It wasn't hosted on zcrealm, but the also now-defunct Exalted Legion instead.

More recently, Deathrider365 messaged the PureZC Discord asking about the quest's existence for a commenter on their LPs. Upon a quick search on the forums I realised that not only had Exate posted a mediafire link to his version of the quest, but that the link still worked!

So for archival purposes, I present Language. Sex. Violence. Other?, the Exate Edition. It's a sprawling mess of a quest, but a glorious one at that.
Story
From the 2009 release on zcrealm:

This was started sometime between August and September 2008, after the somewhat failure of "Legend of Koop", which only had up to Level 5 completed. Time passed, and now here is, almost a year and a half later. 10 dungeons, two full overworlds, and unlike my last major quest, Protector of the Damn Universe, hardly any dialogue. There's no real plot until after Level 3; I couldn't be bothered setting up some fancy story about the Ruler of Hyrule, and how he gave his noble servant a bucket of buffalo wings.
Note: There is low amounts of coarse language in the quest. You have been advised.
So, yeah. Have a play with it. If you enjoy it, let me know.
Tips & Cheats
A warning: this quest gets absurdly hard. Eppy37 has a Let's Play from around the time of the quest's release, which makes for essential viewing regarding the difficulty curve - I have also linked the Let's Play above. The later stages of the quest appear to really ramp up in difficulty - the Blue Ring is found in Level 8, and upon looking at it for the first time in over a decade, Level 7 looks like an absolute nightmare without it.

Once more, I've uploaded this quest for archival purposes only.

I can't stress this enough - I will NOT be able to edit anything in the quest. Bugs, glitches, game balance or cheats are all untouchable. It's been thirteen years and I have no idea what the quest password might be. I may not be totally able to provide concrete answers for questions like "where is the sword" or "where is the next dungeon" either - it's a giant, sprawling quest with little guidance for the player on what or where they should head next. Again, Eppy's LP may be a worthwhile reference if you're stuck on a particular section of the quest.

I assume this quest is playable in 2.53 and beyond - in 2.55 a101, I got as far as the fifth dungeon in the original quest file that I recovered from the archived zcrealm release.
Credits
Credits for the Exate Edition:
Deathrider365 for reaching out on Discord about this quest's existence. Without an insistent commenter on their video this quest wouldn't be on the database right now.
Exate for debugging, significant quality control, subscreen edits, as well as having uploaded the quest to a filesharing service in 2013 - without that stroke of luck, this quest would definitely not be on the database at all.
Adailton Cabeludo on YouTube - without your insistence, this quest would have been lost to time
Eppy37 - Let's Play footage for the quest database submission

Original credits from the 2009 release on zcrealm:
Akkabus/Glenn The Great - EZGBZ Tileset
Lithium/Aslion - Shieldless Link tiles, beta testing, advice n' etc
jimmyb - Elvis sprites
Rambly - Beta testing, support
Exate, Evile - support and advice
Ironfist - Being annoying in general. Keep it up!