What a weird screen... could the trees be telling me something?
Listen! Whirlwinds can exist under water! I know whirlwinds just like I know gravity!!
Hmm, looks deserted. Let's stare at the barrel.
(and yes, the clock actually works)
All of the enemies are exactly what you think they are.
As Link walks through the Ezra Desert, he finds the Mirage Castle. What would he find there?
"You must forgive me my dear... But, imagine what fate my life will have if I don't offer you to Brynos, the Fire Lord. I do expect this shall make him forgive me for murdering his mortal brother. What choice did I have!? It was either him or that green capped friend of yours... *sigh* I do hope the Goddesses have mercy on my soul..." - Exynos the Betrayer.