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#1 Shane

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 08:30 AM

All I can say is that this is ought to be one of the biggest spam messages ever and this was in my email inbox:

 

http://pastebin.com/x1pjCyuL

 



#2 David

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 09:32 AM

Oh my gosh. That's ridiculous. Usually my spam is MUCH shorter! ;)

#3 Ventus

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 09:40 AM

Gotta love spam!, But I like it more when its from the can and I can put mustard on it.


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#4 Eddard McHorn Van-Schnuder

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:19 AM

Reply!!!! It's so much fun! I've done it plenty of times, here's one I did a couple of years ago.

 

http://users.sephiro...llingFatima.png


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#5 Magi_Hero

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 11:26 AM

I tend to get a lot of nonsense E-Mail at work, kind of like this.

I get some funny ones here and there.

I once received an E-Mail from someone named Sandy Wang...
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#6 Binx

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 11:36 AM

Y'know, you almost gotta wonder if he really did have computer trouble, and he was just hoping one of his spam-ees was also a tech.



#7 coolgamer012345

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 07:35 PM

Its a trap, I can tell because of

A Free stay in Cancun 5-days, 4-nights a $1048.00 value

5-days, 4-nights a $1048.00 value

Thats all I need to say.



#8 Haylee

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 12:53 AM

Its a trap, I can tell because of

5-days, 4-nights a $1048.00 value

Thats all I need to say.

Well we all knew it was a trap, that's why it's called spam. Though it should be called Iat messages, because IT'S A TRAP.



#9 Binx

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 12:59 AM

I dunno, I like spam, it's a perfect acronym: Stupid, Pointless, Annoying Messages



#10 Shane

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Posted 15 August 2013 - 01:21 AM

Its a trap, I can tell because of

5-days, 4-nights a $1048.00 value

Thats all I need to say.

I think she meant "it's on the house", as in, I don't chip in any money. But there is one problem (and I addressed it to her since she did ask), I'm an Australian.

 

Why she? You tell me.



#11 DCEnygma

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Posted 20 August 2013 - 08:59 AM

I love getting spam messages with auto-completing date fields, because they rarely bother to consider that not every date ends in "th". The sheer number of spam emails I've gotten advertising offers that expire on the "21th" of a month is mind-boggling.


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#12 Koh

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Posted 20 August 2013 - 09:04 AM

Coming to a theater near you...DCEnygma's ultimate spam message!  Hear the story of bots attacking email!  Laughs will be had, spam will be sent...and accounts....WILL be hacked.  In theaters September Twentifirth.


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#13 Shane

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 09:10 AM

Welp. Anyone getting sick of YouTube spam? I know they're kindly offering a free virus but sheesh. Top comment?

 

Also coolgamer, I already knew it was a trap. Do you honestly think some random would ask you a question and reward you a lot for it?

 

What the heck, I'll quote what I replied to Landon who sent me that long spam message. http://pastebin.com/wBpdYCMC


Edited by Shane, 30 August 2013 - 09:19 AM.


#14 SkyLizardGirl

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Posted 30 May 2015 - 01:06 PM

Why do they still do these?





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