This is probably my most script intensive project to have reached completion as of yet. Originally planned to be a joke quest with some minor scripted add-ons it evolved into something much, much more. This quest contains:

• 5 dungeons
• 7 scripted custom bosses
• Lots of bullets
• 4 endings

New Scripted Items:

• Cure Tome - Heals you for 3 hearts and costs 16 rupees
• Pickaxe - Destroys some small rocks
• Auto Fairy - Restores your life to full if it drops below 1 heart
• Attack Multiplier - Causes your magic beam to deal double damage
• Ultra Bomb - Deals massive damage to enemies and destroys all enemy weapons onscreen
• Goddess Band - Gives the player boosted defense and when used at full health can execute powerful magical attacks

[UPDATE 6/25/13] After looking back on this quest I realized how buggy it was and decided to do a quick bugfix update. Somewhere along the line I forgot that I was doing a simple bugfix and added a ton of new features. Since this was one of my earlier ventures into scripting, I didn't want to modify the old code...actually I was just lazy. As a result, all of the new stuff was scripted without the use of modern resources like ghost.zh and any lag issues may not be fixed entirely. I tried to clean out some of the old code, but I could only tolerate so much.
Features new to this update:

• A brand new goofy bonus dungeon filled with brand new enemies and brand new desperation attacks
• A brand new goofy bonus boss
• A brand new ending that's just as goofy as the bonus dungeon and boss
• A new power for an old item
• Boss names on health bars
• A new custom subscreen
• Various bugfixes and tweaks

[UPDATE 7/16/19] Apparently despite this being quite an old quest, people are still playing it for some reason. After watching one too many streams of people suffering to some of the more questionable decisions, I finally decided to make the easy and obvious fixes. Took me long enough.

• The quest tells you about the mouse control element at the start. You're also no longer dumped in a room full of enemies.
• The Zora boss has been nerfed to be doable without aimed shot.
• Goddess Band is now on the fast item cycle, preventing some obnoxious inventory stuff in the bonus dungeon. It looks a little strange but it's functionally better.
• Demon hearts should now disappear after getting Goddess Band.
• All red bubbles have been removed and replaced with temporary ones.
• Boss refights no longer respawn.
• A few very minor layout changes in dungeons to make some stuff less confusing and avoid some time wastes.
• Mirror wizzrobes die in one hit and one of them has been removed. Cause nobody likes those.

Three days prior to the events of the quest, Link disappears in a forest near Hyrule's border while out on a hunting trip. Hyrule's finest soldiers are dispatched, but they too fail to return. Zelda, the princess of Hyrule and Link's lover, decides to go search for him herself against her father's orders. As she is approaching the center of the forest, she discovers a mysterious temple partially submerged in the forest floor. Seeing what appears to be Link's shadow dart inside, she decides to investigate. As she descends into the depths below, the stairs behind her crumble, leaving her alone in the dark with only her wits and her magic to defend herself with...

If you feel you require cheats, please PM me with the details of your situation.

Hints:

• Bombable walls are sometimes marked by different floor tiles. Other times you may need to use the dungeon map
• The ending you get will change if you do not collect all the demon hearts
• There is a secret shop where you can buy items that will help you

Graphics from: Zelda 1, Zelda: Outlands, Zelda: OoS/OoA, Fire Emblem 8, Mega Man 2, The Spriters Resource
Music from: VGMusic, Strato
Sounds from: HelpTheWretched
Inspiration from: Schwa, blue_knight, Engage to Jabberwock
Special thanks: SpacemanDan, Russ, Sephiroth