need a sequel

the quest of all time

Life-changing, soul-inspiring, tummy-rumbling goodness. If you have ten minutes to waste, waste them on this though-provoking political masterpiece.

"build a wall"
me: xD
"build a wall"
"build a wall"
"bui-build a wall"

"build a wall bui-build a wall bu-bu-build a wall, bui- build a wall"

me wallsta



best joke quest ever
10/2

Sounds are an area of ZC I did not touch yet, no idea how you did it.

As always a well made quest, but even for such a short quest replaying it with another weapon make it not more interesting. Also a bit more of politic paired up with sarcasm would have helped, I did learn nothing beside your future president will be a jerk (and I did know at least that much before). Really, the sound effects are unusual and catch you by surprise, but also are the only good thing about the humor...

Why is this featured

I tried the fourth choice which was non of the above so I own 2 keys or I could just keep the money hehe

Why Trump should be president:

"1. He is not your ordinary politician.

Yes, Trump is different. Guess what? That’s agood thing. His ideas – e.g., a sound immigration policy, returning manufacturing jobs to America, negotiating better trade deals – are not at all radical, but do go against the Washington status-quo. You see, we’re supposed to select another perfectly malleable politician – a Republican not unlike a Democrat – who won’t shake things up too much while in office. Same ol’, same ol’. And you, little person, you are supposed to vote for more of the same and like it. But the American public has reached a tipping point – we’d rather gouge out our eyes than select another career politician or Washington insider. That’s just electing the problem to fix the problem. Hence, this:

It’s make or break time – and drastic times call for, well, not drastic measures but certainly something different. America is headed towards demise. If the old adage is that ‘insanity is trying the same thing time and time again and expecting a different result,’ why would we nominate the usual type of politician?

2. Trump is not reliant on donors.

This cannot be overstated enough. Not relying on donors – especially not following the Rubio-model of huge support from just a handful of individuals (as a Gawker piece rightly predicted last year) is crucial. No one will own Trump. Yet the Trump-attacking conservative pundits continue to scoff that he doesn’t have the cash to see this campaign through. This is an astonishing, frightening smear. Why? Because it means we no longer even bother with the pretense that money doesn’t buy an office.
The “he doesn’t have the big donors/funding-network to go all the way!” smirk is precisely why he should.

3. Yes, he doesn’t have much of a filter. Bravo.

We keep hearing from the Trump-naysayers that’s Trump’s mouth is a problem. But where you see a loudmouth, I see candor. Where you see a lack of filter, I see transparency. Where you see a man who gaffes, I see a man who is willing to wipe the cancer of political correctness out of our society. Where you see a loose cannon, I see a man who says what he means and means what he says. Or, would we rather the typical Hollywood celebrity or establishment politician (the two are remarkably similar) who runs a statement by 20 handlers, 10 advisers, and a social-media team before making it? Do we wish to be led by an individual who does not speak from the heart but rather prefers to be advised on what to say and when to say it? Do we wish to be led by a politician who waits to see how the polls emerge on a subject before issuing an opinion? Do you seek a president…. or a ventriloquist puppet who’s views who you do not truly know?"
(Taken from a website)

What even.