It was a rough start: I hadn't taken into account the simple truth of my own form. My size, my shape, my very weight --- A weight which would require some poor trainer to waste a move-slot on a dumpy c-list pokemon to move--- could also be used to crush the endless onslaught of Professors and Clefairys standing between me and the Zelda 1 credits. I had Pokeballed my rock-hard physique down to 1 heart trying to get at some magical space jumping Clefairys, who refused to sit still for just one second and allow themselves to be touched by my explosive pokeballs: Clefairy had a Doctor's note exempting it from the laws of physics, yet my balls had no such excuse, limply falling to terra firma and exploding. I willed myself into the air, like a Geodude who had been awakened into the knowledge of HM02 Fly through the forbidden tome Action Replay; my body crushing down with lethal force.
That was the moment that I reached the moment of self-enlightenment... Transcendence. I came to realize the truth of the world and my place in it--- my instrumentality. I was a creatus, formed and created for the singular purpose of crushing Clefairy and Oak within the surreal realm of ~C Y B E R~ Mt. Moon. I had ended a life with my own shape, and I could never go back.
Pros- The vibe is real. 5-star Good-bad experience. Excellent Speedrun material.
https://imgur.com/a/1tbVg5b
Cons - Too short. I feel like I didn't have enough time to truly become HM02StrengthCheck Boulder. Give me some more puzzles too. Reading some of the comments, I just realized that there is a projectile weapon, but as it was just another pokeball, I sort of just assumed it was the weapon I already had and kept jumping.
3-stars. This is the Death Bed: The Bed that Eats of ZC platformers.
