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[Shane]

Just reminding yous that on the 8th of June is the third review. Any suggestions for my fourth review will be welcomed! 

[Eddy]

Nice!

 

Now for suggestions...

Everyone's probably sick of seeing this now XD

[Shane]

Well now, I'll add that as my fifth review entry, looks like a promising quest. Someone beat you to suggesting. So my third and fourth quests I'm going to review? I won't reveal... yet, seeing I just revealed my fifth quest review.

Edited by Charizard, 04 June 2014 - 12:51 AM.

[trudatman]

ooh! pick me!

no no no! me! pick me!

http://www.purezc.ne...ownloads&id=220

[Shane]

I will pick...

 

http://www.purezc.ne...ownloads&id=220 (sixth review entry)

Edited by Charizard, 04 June 2014 - 07:27 AM.

[trudatman]

are you making progress?  reviews are fun to read.

[Shane]

Actually, depression consumed me the past days and as a result, I haven't done much. I hope to resume this ASAP.

Edited by Charizard, 18 June 2014 - 11:58 PM.

[Eddy]

Actually, depression consumed me the past days and as a result, I haven't done much. I hope to resume this ASAP.

Sorry to hear about the depression but I hope the reviews return soon!

[Shane]

adventure of marina

by someone on crack

 

 

lets start off by saying that this quest - this unspeakable horror - is something you would actually see under your bed at night. this is quest is so bad, that i cant provide a download link as it has been removed from the database, and saying the authors name just seems like an insult to me. so without further ado, let's take a look at adventure of marina.

 

 

just like yous, i dont know what to say, this is actually what this quest looks like. this quest somehow looks worse than a .jpg image. what am i looking at? im sure even the author wouldn't know at this point. now, is the bad visuals the only thing that makes this quest feel like something you'd see wash away in a gutter? sadly, no, this quest goes beyond terrible visuals.

 

 

yep, it went there. gaia does not belong in the zelda lore. like, omg, i feel stupid for even stating the obvious. this quest is ignorant of the well developed zelda lore nintendo has constantly fleshed out, this went from a bad quest to a bad joke. calling it a joke is just giving it too much credit sadly though. and i regret straining my eyes to even read this and what is worse, is that boils down to "!% year later, a triforce in 8 news dungeons, take sword and waste life play this"; it takes something mediocre and makes it worse.

 

i havent left the first screen, and i already think this is 0 star material

 

 

this is a new area, called evil moon (which marina, called a planet). also what is so evil about it? theres a kind old man telling me this area (and most likely the quest itself) is a waste of time and--

 

 

-- i cant move, i cant move,i cant move, ivsanot move imcanto move IM DONE OK IM DONE I REGRET EVER PLAYING THIS I REGFET LIVING ON A PLANET WHERE BEINGS CAN CREATE SUCH UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS IM DON-

 

and since i had enough of playing this quest, i proudly used cheat 4 on this trainwreck. and i found so much lame-ass design choices that involve breaching our nsfw rule, trolling rule, and much more. the creator should be ashamed and thank god that it no longer exists.

 

YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED, I DIDN'T PLAY YOUR TRAINWRECK PROPERLY,

 

GOOD DAY SIR

 

- SHANE

Edited by Shane, 21 September 2014 - 06:09 AM.

[Haylee]

I couldn't have explained my opinion on this any better.

 

 

-- i cant move, i cant move,i cant move, ivsanot move imcanto move IM DONE OK IM DONE I REGRET EVER PLAYING THIS I REGFET LIVING ON A PLANET WHERE BEINGS CAN CREATE SUCH UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS IM DON-

 

[Shane]

argh, this quest is subtly making fun of purezc members. or at least, so far it has made fun of one purezc member who has done nothing to deserve this hostile treatment. this quest is the worst. this quest uses so many midis from well made quests such as heros memory and banana blood god (is that the name?).

Edited by Shane, 21 September 2014 - 04:27 AM.

[coolgamer012345]

http://www.2shared.c..._Oot_DEMO.html 

More shitty quest(well like half a quest) to review.

Alternate link (this link might actually have a slightly different version of OOoT)

 http://www.2shared.c.../OOT_EZGBZ.html

Have fun.

[Shane]

Your second link appears to not work. Also could you please use mediafire? 2shared hates me.

[coolgamer012345]

I can't do anything about that right now, sadly. I could (probably) get a mediafire link of this up tomorrow (or 'tomorrow', as it's 5 AM where I am at right now... don't ask why..) or, you might be able to get someone to upload that to mediafire for you (and probably alot sooner than me).

 

EDIT: If you do get to play the game... know... it was made when I didn't really... know how to ZQuest.. and it is riddled with bugs, and is basically incomplete. atleast there is a triforve piece though, so there is something 'important' to get in this quest.

Edited by coolgamer012345, 21 September 2014 - 04:23 AM.

[Eddy]

Good god, this quest is just... horrible.

 

Especially with the member trolling, like, just no.

 

Also, my Piko Piko Hammer idea would like to have a word with the creator >_> <_<