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[Alestance]

A wish, do tell
Tread lightly, you fell!
make a wish, and see my twist
A backfired dish upon your wrist.
So wish away, but remember this
Be careful for what it is you wish!

<Thromnambular> So it has come down to you and has come down to me
<Thromnambular> a wish is great, Dan, what will it be?
<Dan> What?
<Dan> Don't hurt me!
<Dan> AHHHH!
<Dan> D:
<Thromnambular> Thats not my objective, dear boy
<Thromnambular> I grant wishes, don't be coy
<Thromnambular> So come on, my friend, make a wish
<Dan> O-o-o-okay.
<Thromnambular> Whatever you want, I can dish
<Dan> I wish...
<Dan> I don't know, actually. XD
<Thromnambular> That is your wish, and you wished well
<Dan> Wait, I didn't actually wished for anything!
<Thromnambular> Goodbye Knowledge and memories, farewell
<Dan> ...
<Dan> Who am I?

I wish for nothing three times so the Eternal Dragon has a chance to get some fresh air.

[Eddy]

But that Eternal Dragon is scared of air!

I wish Earth was as large as VY Canis Majoris (Largest Known Star).

[Banjo7J]

Granted but VY Canis Maroris shrinks.

I wish the Engineer Update for TF2 would hurry up and come out already.

[Daemon]

The update comes out, but every copy of TF2 spontaneously combusts.

I wish that Zelda Wii will be the best Zelda, period.

[Banjo7J]

Granted but only one copy is made because Nintendo goes bankrupt.

I wish I had all the unlockable weapons unlocked on TF2.

The update comes out, but every copy of TF2 spontaneously combusts.

It's a PC game, it spontaneously combusting wouldn't affect me. Unless the computer sonatneously combusted.

[Eddy]

Granted but it will disappear somehow.

I wish Sonic and Amy Rose got rickroll'd by accident.

[DrillMandrill20XX]

Granted. Knuckles did it and got beat up for chuckling.

I wish for Banjo7J's computer to uninstall Team Fortress 2 to fulfill the "but it will disappear somehow" part of Eddy's post.

Edited by DrillMandrill20XX, 26 August 2019 - 01:57 PM.

[klop422]

Granted, but it becomes a virus and forcibly installs itself on everyone else's computer. Except mine, cos I'm selfish.

 

I wish Rickrolling wasn't still a thing.

[Nathaniel]

Granted, but you are cursed with giving your lovers up, letting them down, deserting them, making them cry, telling them lies, and hurting them.

I wish for a lollipop.

[klop422]

Granted, but it's a liquorice and chilli one, with some of that really sour hard candy in the centre.

I wish everyone could appreciate good art

[Nathaniel]

Granted, but they will also appreciate modern art.

 

I wish heath insurance wasn't so expensive for me.

[klop422]

Granted, but now you have to pay for everyone else's Health Insurance.

 

I wish for world peace

[Nathaniel]

Granted, but you must put up with the daily singing of Shiny Happy People.

 

I wish for all of you who don't have one to get a job.

[klop422]

Granted, but it's all in a sweatshop in a country nobody (not even the residents) have heard of.

 

I wish for an end to world hunger

[Nathaniel]

Granted, but we all must live off of MRE rations.

 

I wish for the whole economy to open back up.