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[klop422]

Yes, you're getting very old.

 

Sorry, was that mean?

[Nathaniel]

It depends on how you react.

 

If you can jump over the English channel, how long would it take to eat Windsor Castle?

[klop422]

It depends on how it's looking that day. I'd say wait for a rainy day so ti mushes up a bit better - though the extra liquid might fill you up a bit too much and lengthen the experience.

 

Tea and Cake, or Death?

[Nathaniel]

Black Tea and Devil's Food Cake

 

Should I start another message board game topic?

[FieryBirdyThing]

If you wish.

 

Who's going to stop you?

Edited by FieryBirdyThing, 28 November 2022 - 12:00 PM.

[Nathaniel]

Staff, if they eventually ban me.

 

Does a southern man need Neil Young around?

[klop422]

Probably one of them, at least.

 

How many planets have a north?

[FieryBirdyThing]

Lots of them.

 

Given all the various signals we've been sending into space all these years, what must aliens think of us?

Edited by FieryBirdyThing, 09 January 2023 - 11:44 AM.

[klop422]

I guess we're just desperate to share ourselves. And apparently we don't think much of aliens.

 

What could be the problem?

[FieryBirdyThing]

This.

 

Who decided words like 'booby' and 'tit' would be good bird names?

[klop422]

The same person who thought it'd be a good idea to name the big frogs after a Mario character.

 

Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

[Nathaniel]

We have all had that dream.

 

What gives one the right to speak on behalf of an entire community?

[Red Phazon]

I am the community!

 

How much ded-d-ddotated wam I should have to a _server...

[Nathaniel]

Just enough to not be ded, but there might be some leeway if you make a careless whisper about it.

 

If you legally changed your first name from "George Michael" to "Michael George", what is the average increase in conversations per year that it creates from year 1 to year 5?  How does that increase in the number of conversations per year depreciate per year over the span of the rest of your life, assuming no further name changes?

Edited by Nathaniel, 01 March 2024 - 11:50 AM.