I am genuinely curious. I sort of thought carrying TP in case you gotta drop trou in the woods was common. Turns out it might not be? That's why I'm asking here. I'm under the impression this might be a midwestern thing.
Have you ever had to poop in the woods? (Serious topic)
#1
Posted 03 August 2023 - 12:49 AM
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#2
Posted 03 August 2023 - 06:26 AM
I had to once when I was 10 or so and sadly had to use leaves as TP. It wasn't a great experience, so carrying your own roll of TP on hikes doesn't sound all that bad
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#3
Posted 03 August 2023 - 07:04 AM
I did it when I was a kid on a hike once. I hate that this topic reminded me of it.
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#4
Posted 03 August 2023 - 07:32 AM
We were in Portugal at the time, and we decided to have lunch by the river. I was but a child at the time, and to poop in the most inopportune times was my superpower.
There I was, watching them feast, myself feeling the urge poop.
What else could I have done, knowing that I - indeed - had to poop at a very unfortunate time? There was no toilet paper, and there was no cover for me to poop in private.
I asked my parents if I could poop, and they walked with me along the river, far enough that the rest of the group could not see us.
Now it was time for the poop to commence, and - how naive I was - pooped without hesitation.
After such a thrilling experience, I was reminded of the final act: to wipe down and clean up. No toilet paper, no leaves - blades of grass? That will not do.
Lo and behold, a rock. Quite the sizable rock, indeed. Large enough, I thought. Surely, I told myself, nothing dire will come from this.
Yes, a rock it was, but a harmless rock it was not.
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#5
Posted 03 August 2023 - 04:04 PM
Upsetting that this poll isn't public.
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#6
Posted 03 August 2023 - 04:54 PM
Yes, best and fastest dump in my life. 10/10
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#7
Posted 04 August 2023 - 01:03 AM
Upsetting that this poll isn't public.
I'll edit it to make it public in like a month when everyone forgets.
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#8
Posted 04 August 2023 - 02:18 AM
*quickly changes his vote*
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#9
Posted 04 August 2023 - 04:03 PM
*quickly changes his vote*
change it back, coward
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#11
Posted 06 August 2023 - 02:56 PM
I never have but if I did I would.
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#12
Posted 11 August 2023 - 09:10 AM
this thread concerns me
for the record, i haven't
#13
Posted 11 August 2023 - 04:25 PM
the beach too
#14
Posted 11 August 2023 - 06:09 PM
i've pooped at the beach too
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#15
Posted 12 August 2023 - 10:50 AM
beach poopers unite. overthrow the woods pooper regime. emphatic sentence. insert propaganda here. make poop sandy not leafy
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