Granted, but when your bosses don't want you anymore they just demote you to a post which you hate so much your only choice is to retire.
I wish for enlightenment
Posted 31 January 2021 - 04:41 PM
Granted, but when your bosses don't want you anymore they just demote you to a post which you hate so much your only choice is to retire.
I wish for enlightenment
Posted 01 February 2021 - 10:15 PM
Granted, but it comes with the never ending burden of attempting to enlightening others.
I wish for lower state taxes.
Posted 02 February 2021 - 12:19 PM
Granted, but the state governments just decide to stop doing as much as they should be to save money.
I wish for no bad side-effects
Posted 23 February 2021 - 10:52 PM
Granted, but you get no benefits either.
I wish I was a sentimental ornament you hung on
Posted 24 February 2021 - 06:38 PM
Granted, but I'm not exactly light, so if I'm hanging on you and you're an ornament, that's, uh, not gonna be great for you or the tree.
I wish for a new forum game called 'corrupt a desire'
Posted 27 February 2021 - 12:02 AM
Granted, but you're already playing it anyway.
I wish for this, that, and the other.
Posted 27 February 2021 - 12:01 PM
Granted, but turns out this that is not as good as that that, and the other was not that great in the first place.
I wish for good weather.
Posted 27 February 2021 - 11:20 PM
Granted, but the wind turbines won't generate power.
I wish for Elder Scrolls 6.
Posted 02 March 2021 - 04:32 PM
Granted. In 20 years.
I wish I'd made a wish before posting so I didn't have the 'edited' text on the bottom of my post.
Edited by klop422, 02 March 2021 - 04:32 PM.
Posted 03 March 2021 - 12:21 AM
Granted on another opportunity, or when you get promoted to administrator.
I wish to own the machine that goes ping.
Posted 04 March 2021 - 10:14 AM
Granted, but it's racist and also goes chow and wong.
I wish for universal adoration
Posted 16 March 2021 - 09:59 PM
Granted, but you will never learn to correct your mistakes, and therefore that adoration will lead to your eventual demise.
I wish we could all just chill out.
Posted 22 March 2021 - 11:07 AM
Granted, but everyone's so chill that problems go unsolved and eventually everyone just dies of laziness.
I wish those with voices worth hearing would be heard and listened to.
Posted 23 March 2021 - 09:51 PM
Granted, but they will lose their jobs over it, be unemployable, and therefore no longer be able to support themselves or their families.
I wish I could go anywhere without a mask on.
Posted 25 March 2021 - 07:44 AM
Granted, but people yell at you and you're endangering others.
(you didn't ask for the pandemic to stop )
I wish the pandemic would stop
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