179 replies to this topic

[Russ]

Granted. I now have it. (Okay, that was dumb, but wishing for something bad messes it up).

I wish that made sense.

[vanultima]

granted, but now you make so much sense, people think your sarcastic.

I wish I had gotten presents this christmas .

Edited by vanultima, 31 December 2008 - 06:44 PM.

[Russ]

Granted, but the present are only socks.

I wish would be happier.

[vanultima]

Granted, but now your too happy for society.

I wish i wasn't so addicted to counter strike.

[hinsburg]

Granted, your addicted to crack instead.

I wish I was a fish on a dish.

[ZebraStallion]

Granted, but you're a fish so you can't breathe above water.

I wish I had a good book to read.

Edited by ZebraStallion, 04 January 2009 - 12:40 PM.

[Geoffrey]

Granted, but then the book is too good and you read it over and over again until you die at the age of 11,111 years 11 hours, 11 minutes 11 seconds and 11 miliseconds.

I wish to be a girl for a week, but no longer or I might feel emasculated.

[Moonbread]

Granted, but you get raped. A lot.

I wish I had a sea kitten

[Old Inactive Member]

Grated but it can't come out of the water

I wish I could sleep tonight beacsue it's 3am and i still not tired

[Geoffrey]

Granted, but then you die in your sleep.

I wish for a super duper jonas brothers killing spy gun!

[Silver]

Granted, but you get eviscerated by a hyper mega Hannah Montana kiiling ninja katana.

I wish for a moon palette.

[Geoffrey]

Granted, but then the colours are all screwy.

I wish for more people to log on, theres only me.

[ZebraStallion]

granted, but they're only bots.

I wsih I cuodl sepll curekctyl

[Silver]

Granted, but you become a . Finally, a good use for that smiley.

I wish for control over time.

[Geoffrey]

Granted, but then it slows down to the speed of your brain.

I wish for a magical poobox.