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[core25]

I found this game on another forum I'm part of, and I thought it would make a great addition here.

The rules of this game are simple, you "corrupt" the dream(wish) of the poster above you, and then you make your own wish. (example below)

I wish for a pie

Granted, you get a cow pie.

I wish for $1000 USD.

Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish I could meet Link.

**NOTE** you can wish for ANYTHING **NOTE**

And that's pretty much how it works. I'll start, but since nobody posted before me, I just make a wish.

I wish for an X-Box 360.

[Russ]

Granted, but you don't get a power cord.

I wish I were the smartest person alive.

[Nathaniel]

Granted, but it's just the smartest person alive in the room you are currently in.

I wish to save a bunch on my car insurance.

[Colin]

Granted, but the bunch is of bananas.

I wish that I could fly!

[Mitchfork]

Granted, but your deductible is upwards of 500,000.

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

EDIT: Replied to Nathaniel, but it's still funny in an absurdist sort of way.

[Silver]

Granted, but that wish corrupts your soul...

I wish for a Ferrari basked in money.

[Russ]

Granted, but the money has clogged up the exhaust pipe and engine, so when you turn the car on, well, must I say it?

I wish I had the power to travel back and forth between this world and fictional worlds.

[CastChaos]

Granted, but by the time you come back, this one will be Inverted Earth.

I wish Keiji Inafune favourited my MM/X boss videos...

[Marco]

Granted, but he only got to see one second of a video

I wish Zelda would learn to lock the back door so she wouldn't get kidnapped anymore.

[Twilight Knight]

Granted, but Ganon this time climbs through the chimney, just like Santa. "Ho! Ho! Ho!"

I wish for more people to look in the NTtDK thread in Underneath the Armos.

[Mitchfork]

Granted, but they post disturbing messages.

I wish for a poisonous sandwich.

[Russ]

Granted, but your dog eats it and dies.

I wish I had a dog.

[Twilight Knight]

Granted, you get Ebola Zaire's dog.

I wish that I get a normal sandwich... Why spill a wish to that? I dunno, but I still wish one.

[Silver]

Granted-you get one normal sandwich with several unusual and toxic ingredients.

I wish I had amazing scripting skills.

[Alestance]

Granted, then ZC 2.5 is released without it.

I wish mah boi was the King of Hyrule.