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#826 klop422

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 03:50 PM

You can. It just looks the same as that particular DVD player's 'no disc' screen(saver). This is actually a hidden feature of every DVD player.

 

What other hidden features are there for similar devices?



#827 Dark Ice Dragon

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 02:43 PM

a very special one, look the same DVD all days for 10 years and you will hate it even if is your favorite

 

Why vegans don't drink milk? If the cow is not milked, she suffer!


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#828 Cukeman

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Posted 14 August 2018 - 10:56 PM

To end their suffering, vegans shoot cows with v-guns.

 

How many french fries are in a medium fry package at mcdonalds?


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#829 klop422

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 08:05 AM

Not enough.

 

How many fries are in the large fry package at McDonalds?



#830 Nathaniel

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Posted 15 August 2018 - 10:02 PM

More than 100% of your daily allowance of fat and sodium.

 

How long can a McDonalds hamburger last without refrigeration?



#831 klop422

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Posted 16 August 2018 - 04:33 AM

About six years.
Although it stops tasting good after about two hours.

What should the little old lady have swallowed to get rid of the fly?

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#832 Cukeman

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Posted 16 August 2018 - 06:54 AM

Nothing. It would disintegrate in her stomach acid anyway.

 

What is the fastest food?



#833 Dark Ice Dragon

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Posted 18 August 2018 - 02:37 PM

Roasted ostrich,  unless you  don't think is  disgustsing  consider food a roasted  cheetah.

 

 

Speaking of food...why is Pac-Man so hungry?


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#834 klop422

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Posted 18 August 2018 - 04:32 PM

Running from ghosts is tiring, okay?

Why did Toe split from Tic and Tac
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Posted 25 August 2018 - 02:32 PM

It got punctured on the outside by a Tack and eaten alive on the inside by a Tick.

 

If I can't fly any kind of aircraft, can I get around the world in 80 days?



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Posted 25 August 2018 - 03:46 PM

Sure you can, if you buy my new book

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What is the best French novel?




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