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[The Satellite]

I know you've seen the "Ask a stupid question about Twilight Princess, get a stupid answer" game, so I decided to start one about anything and everything. That's right: anything goes here, ask anything you want, and answer it any way you want. It doesn't have to involve Zelda. I'll start.




If a chicken had lips, could it whistle?

[CastChaos]

No, it would make trumpet sound.

If the Moon is really made of cheese, do mouses live there?

[Taco Chopper]

no, squirrels do.

If I own France, then what does the guy who runs the place own?

[EnnonFenom]

the world!


is GoldenChocobo here?

Edited by ennonfenom, 24 March 2007 - 12:20 AM.

[Golden Chocobo]

No, but Vash is.

If a calculator calculates things, does a hammer ham?

[Taco Chopper]

Ham!!

Is there such a thing as a mexican bean doing a jig while drinking mountain dew?

[EnnonFenom]

yes in your fantasies everything is real!

if link isn't the same link in every zelda game and like gets with zelda
do that mean every link and zelda are like brother and sister?

[Golden Chocobo]

No, they're actually Siamese twins.

When you wake up in a room you don't recognize, what do you do?

[EnnonFenom]

you turn over and ask me were you at! then i lick you again hum
know what you taste like a scratch an sniff

what do you do when you wake up in a cell you dont recognize?

[Golden Chocobo]

Pray that you don't drop the soap.

What happens when you give a baby a pet mongoose?

[EnnonFenom]

contact a mortition and have mongoose for dinner! with

what do you do if you drop'd the soap?

[Golden Chocobo]

I think we both know the answer to that.

What's in the box?

[EnnonFenom]

whats in the box is whats left when i drop'd the soap!


whats powder toast mans realy name?

[Taco Chopper]

powder toast man.

how do you spell gherkin?

[Golden Chocobo]

With an 'X'.

Could a mouse be trained to attack on command?