I agree that the only answer is 2 unless your school thinks Jesus hid dinosaur bones to keep the nonbelievers busy and that 48 divided by 24 is fish. not a meme, more of a trick to show that most people don't understand the rules of math. ask Nathaniel.
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#16
Posted 03 August 2014 - 08:51 AM
#17
Posted 03 August 2014 - 10:13 AM
Actually, only 2 is correct. The way that the problem is written says that 48 is over everything else, so you would only distribute the 2 and divide 48 by the result. If the 48/2 was in parentheses, then the answer would be 288.
No, the solidus only applies to the next operand. It's a true binary operator. The obelus on the other hand is not and is like a fraction bar, except that's not how it works on my calculator so just never use the obelus anyway.
But yes 288 is the correct answer. Distribution cannot be applied because this expression is actually a single term.
#18
Posted 03 August 2014 - 10:27 AM
Was the internet absent when order of operations and solving your problem left to right were being taught in 2nd grade?
You can bet all your money that it was.
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I agree that the only answer is 2 unless your school thinks Jesus hid dinosaur bones to keep the nonbelievers busy and that 48 divided by 24 is fish. not a meme, more of a trick to show that most people don't understand the rules of math. ask Nathaniel.
I'l take your word for it, but I'm still asking Nathaniel. :tard:
Edited by Freya, 03 August 2014 - 10:26 AM.
#19
Posted 03 August 2014 - 10:31 AM
You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Rege̿̔̉x-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a chi͡ld ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of c͒ͪo͛ͫrrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of regex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he com̡e̶s, ̕h̵is un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liquid pain, the song of re̸gular expression parsing will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful the final snuffing of the lies of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T ALL IS LOST the pon̷y he comes he c̶̮omes he comes the ichor permeates all MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god no NO NOO̼OO NΘ stop the an*̶͑̾̾̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅s ͎a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e not rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ
I don't really no why anyone would want to parse anything with regex, let alone HTML, but apparently it's real serious business.
#20
Posted 03 August 2014 - 11:12 AM
Edited by Freya, 04 August 2014 - 08:49 AM.
#21
Posted 05 August 2014 - 07:51 AM
More Vocaloid crap, Hey now! THey're big in JAPAN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t9y8qwetXY
Someone else post some memes as I love this thread for some reason and I rather not have LinktheMaster throw bricks through my window for triple posting.
#22
Posted 05 August 2014 - 08:43 AM
Your window shall remain intact. The Super Marxio Brothers, Stalio and Lenigi are here to save the day!
#23
Posted 06 August 2014 - 05:14 PM
More Communist-Mario for GrantGrief
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_xQ-ns5whw
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#24
Posted 07 August 2014 - 05:25 AM
This guy knows what he's talking about.
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#25
Posted 19 August 2014 - 01:54 PM
Yes he does.
Edited by Freya, 19 August 2014 - 01:54 PM.
#26
Posted 19 August 2014 - 10:10 PM
#27
Posted 19 August 2014 - 10:12 PM
but this a meme thread fun allowed : )
also shane is a meme i dont know why but apparently its funny
#28
Posted 20 August 2014 - 07:50 AM
#30
Posted 14 September 2014 - 12:40 PM
why doesn't sephiroth like to go outdoors
too many clouds outside
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