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[TK8305]

Ok since TeeKay is a Sandshrew, I want it's moves to be:

 

Slash - Broken Crit Rate  xD

Submission - If it can learn it!

Dig - Earthquake can replace later

Swords Dance - Set up on something it's strong against?  xD

[Mani Kanina]

Squirtle, name it PukeTurtle. :>

Just store any key items we don't need in the box, like, uh, the helix fossil and useless TMs.

[Eddy]

Damn, Keese would've been perfect if Zubat was chosen 

 

Either way, this is definitely getting interesting now

 

I haven't got a battle order in mind (I usually kinda just go all out anyway so I never have any order), however for the starter, I would go for Charmander. A nickname in mind would be "so hot" (pun intended).

 

I also got nothing for the bag right now.

 

 

And a thing from IRC:

 

<Hergiswi> as soon as people start posting start9 a4 b5

We need more anarchy in this playthrough. A lot more anarchy.

[Haylee]

But a Bulbasaur named "SomeDankShit" or something is the best choice....

 

 

Clearly.

[Hergiswi]

After listening to everyone in Cerulean city verbally masturbate to this "Bill" guy, PureZC decides to head up to the coast and see just what his deal is. Along the way, we encounter GoatFKR! (Eddy, we couldn't use your battle order because we hadn't acquired Charmander yet, so I left the roster as is.)

Spoiler

Not exactly our proudest moment. Maybe our team isn't doing as well as we had hoped. Well, that's nothing a little training can't solve! We work our way up Nugget Bridge, stumbling through battles and getting PikaPee poisoned at one point:

But fortunately, after beating an undercover Rocket and acquiring a NUGGET, we meet a guy giving away a Charmander! Since you're a bunch of degenerates, this is what we wind up with:

We pick up TM45: Thunder Wave and head east to Bill's house. Thanks to HonkeyPig's Razor Leaf, these hikers don't stand a chance. Perhaps most importantly, our tuba now has a fighting chance!

We're almost to Bill's house when some guy starts indulging too much information about his personal life:

Keep it your pants, buddy.

Sexual harassment counter: 7

 

We finally get to Bill's house, and PikaPee is dumbfounded the entire time:

Spoiler

 

Acquiring an S. S. TICKET, we make our way back to town and beat up a Rocket. Per request, we've begun improving TeeKay's moveset:

 

So here is where we are at the end of this update:

 

Cash: $11300

 

Items:

Potion x1

Town Map

PokeBall x5

Rare Candy x2

Escape Rope x1

HP Up x1

Ether x1

Moon Stone x1

Nugget x1

TM45: Thunder Wave

TM19: Seismic Toss

S. S. Ticket

 

For the next update, as I'm sure you all know, we need to take on Misty! This means we'll need another battle order, especially since this has the potential to be a tough fight. Once we beat Misty, that means we have another opportunity to teach any Pokemon in our team any Gen I move via Gameshark! Since we'll be heading to Vermillion city, that also means it's time to catch another Pokemon. We have a good variety of options to choose from now:

 

-Pidgey
-Pidgeotto
-Oddish
-Bellsprout
-Venonat
-Mew
-Rattata
-Jigglypuff
-Abra
-Magikarp

-Mr. Mime
-Diglett
-Dugtrio
-Raticate
-Drowzee

 

Since we have a full party now, that means we'll have to collectively decide which one to put in the PC. HMs are going to start coming into play as well, so any ideas regarding that are welcome. Finally, we need to decide whether or not we get a Bicycle. If you guys decide not to get one, we'll take the Silence Bridge road from Lavender Town to Fuschia City instead of Cycling Road.

 

Here's a summary of what we need for the next update:

-Battle order for Misty

-New Pokemon w/nickname

-Which Pokemon to put in the PC

-Any Gen I move for any one Pokemon in our party (via Gameshark)

-Any suggestions/ideas about using Cut

-Yes/No on Bicycle

Edited by Hergiswi, 05 September 2015 - 10:34 AM.

[Eddy]

Battle order for Misty: lol nope, again I got nothing for this. Sorry

 

As for a new Pokemon, get an Abra and call it Wizzrobe (because at this point, I'm just wanting to make as many Zelda references as I can... also because Kadabra is pretty cool)

 

I'd say probably to put Dankey Kang in the PC, I don't think he would be too useful for a while. And maybe you could teach either TeeKay or HonkeyPig Earthquake, can't decide between the two though.

 

Also, yes on the bicycle. Gotta go fast.

[Ben]

catch a jigglypuff and name it "Tier1Imports"

[Joelmacool]

Catch a Jigglypuff. Name it: JigPig

[TK8305]

Catch a Paras and name it Buggyboo!  xD

[coolgamer012345]

Pfft. Everyone is wrong. Obviously you should catch an Abra and name it Wizard!

[Hergiswi]

We enter into Misty's Gym, ready to gut some fish. As we approach Misty, we realize that we don't have a battle order. This means our Pokemon will remain in the same order they've been in up to this point, leaving our Pokemon to wonder why we hate them so much. But alas, HonkeyPig pulls through for us:

Spoiler

>"My policy is an all-out offensive with water-type Pokemon!"
>Misty uses X Defend
>Starmie uses Harden

 

Claiming our badge, we use this opportunity to teach an move to a Pokemon on our team! Since TK already came up with a moveset for TeeKay, we wind up teaching HonkeyPig Earthquake. Talk about a good idea. Heading south, we pick up the next victim member of our team:

A level 5 Jigglypuff that knows Sing. Our nicknames are becoming very swine-centric. Also, it's worth mentioning that both of the pigs on our team (Nidorina and Jigglypuff) evolve with a Moon Stone. We only have one right now, but it's fair use any time. In order to accomodate for this new additon, we place Dankey in Box 1 of the PC. I guess he just isn't dank enough. We almost get to Vermillion city, but wind up blacking out, which makes PikaPee less than pleased:

Also, we meet this guy:

I don't know what that means, but it's gross.
Sexual harrasment counter: 8

 

After healing up, we finally make it to Vermillion City! First things first, we pick up an OLD ROD, mostly just to watch PikaPee do this after fishing:

Spoiler

PikaPee then causes another scene when we go to pick up our BIKE VOUCHER:

Spoiler

But enough of the town - we have a cruise ship to ride! Unfortunately, in a cruel case of irony, the ship's captain is seasick, so the ship is docked. Well, we can't have that. Since we're licensed doctors, we board the ship, meeting members of the 9gag community:

Following that, we run into John Wayne Gacy, Jr. among the passengers:

Sexual harassment counter: 9

 

After battling everyone else on board, that just leaves us with one more battle: GoatFKR! You know what that means: yes, another battle roster is needed.

Our team is finally starting to shape up a little bit. PukeWalrus evolved, TeeKay learned Slash and is finally winning some battles, and tuba is on the brink of becoming a ferocious beast:


Cash: $11997

Items:
Potion x1
Town Map
Poke Ball x4
Rare Candy
Escape Rope x1
HP Up x1
Ether x2
Moon Stone x1
Nugget x1
TM45: Thunder Wave x1
TM19: Seismic Toss x1
S.S. Ticket
TM11: Bubblebeam x1
Bike Voucher
TM08: Body Slam x1
Great Ball x1
Max Potion x1
TM44: Rest
Max Ether x1

Aside from battling GoatFKR, we'll also be battling Lt. Surge! This means we'll need not one, but two battle rosters. This is a bad thing since you guys haven't given me a single one yet. It also means we can Gameshark a move on to any Pokemon on our team! Since we're traveling from Vermillion all the way to Lavender town, that means we have way too many Pokemon to catch next time. We can pick one of any of the following:

-Pidgey
-Pidgeotto
-Oddish
-Bellsprout
-Venonat
-Mew
-Rattata
-Jigglypuff
-Abra
-Magikarp
-Mr. Mime
-Diglett
-Dugtrio
-Raticate
-Drowzee
-Nidoran (f)
-Nidorina
-Nidoram (m)
-Nidorino
-Spearow
-Machop
-Magnemite
-Zubat
-Geodude
-Onix
Fishing:
-Magikarp

And of course, we'll need to box another Pokemon if we add any of these to our team. Finally, we really need somebody to learn Cut, because we can't actually get into the Vermillion Gym without it.

Here's a summary of what we need for the next update:
-Battle roster for GoatFKR
-Somebody needs to learn Cut
-Battle roster for Lt. Surge
-Any Gen I move to teach any Pokemon on our team
-New Pokemon w/nickname
-Pokemon to put in PC to make room for new Pokemon

Edited by Hergiswi, 08 September 2015 - 02:45 PM.

[Magi_Hero]

Catch Mr. Mime and name it MrMeeseeks.

Battle order for Surge:
Sandshrew, Mr Mime, MagiKarp, Nidorina, Pikachu, Charmeleon.

[TK8305]

Get an Electrode with Explosion and name it UDF'd.  xD

[Eddy]

I haven't really got much to contribute to this time around besides a new Pokemon.

 

I'm still going for that Zubat with the nickname Keese though lel

 

And while I'm at it, I GUESS you could give Cut to Sandshrew by replacing Scratch? But I dunno if that would be a good move. Move deleter is always a thing though

[Haylee]

Get a Doduo as your main flying type.

 

Name is Helicockter.

 

Okay not really.

 

Suprise me with the nickname.