Collect them in a pot and set them on fire
What's the best way to collect calories?
Posted 07 August 2019 - 02:49 AM
Collect them in a pot and set them on fire
What's the best way to collect calories?
Posted 19 August 2019 - 02:09 PM
Cool them.
Vest or Cummerbund?
Posted 19 August 2019 - 04:59 PM
Both. But nothing else.
Why aren't banana hammocks made out of bananas?
Posted 30 August 2019 - 07:23 PM
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Posted 04 September 2019 - 04:37 PM
Because history might repeat itself.
What happened to all the fidget spinners?
Posted 15 September 2019 - 12:31 PM
Everyone stopped being nervous and nobody needed to fidget anymore.
Why are the good ideas running out?
Posted 01 March 2020 - 01:59 PM
Because all the cowboys are gone.
Are we there yet?
Posted 02 March 2020 - 07:49 AM
We'll get there when we GET THERE!
What's the worst form of flattery?
Edited by klop422, 02 March 2020 - 07:49 AM.
Posted 05 May 2020 - 06:19 PM
Word Salad
Why do people tell lies?
Posted 06 May 2020 - 09:23 AM
Cos otherwise how would you play Poker?
In fact, what is the best way to play Poker?
Posted 17 May 2020 - 09:22 AM
With a fire poker.
Who really started the fire?
Posted 17 May 2020 - 10:08 AM
I dunno, but it wasn't us.
Who could do such a thing?
Posted 31 May 2020 - 03:31 PM
Antifa
Why do only some like it hot?
Posted 01 June 2020 - 07:40 AM
Cos for others it's too hot to handle
What's the deal with the peanuts on an airplane?
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