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[Alestance]

Schwa gets attacked. FROM BEHIND!

He is shipped away in a box and forced to listen to nonsensical quotes.

MOP removes a skull from a pole and gets(besides unoriginality)

[Moldorm]

...Ridley.
Yeah. He is rewarded with Ridley. Ridley doesn't like Master_of_Power,so Ridley blasts Master_of_Power with plasma.
He leaves a pole on a skull.

Edited by Moldorm, 10 November 2007 - 06:47 AM.

[Feenicks]

You get a sword to the backside.

I draw a picture of a skull on a pole. Then I cut off the skull. What do I get?

[Alestance]

You get OVER NINE THOUSAND DOLLARS! however its only on a piece of paper.

I remove a skull from my head. What do I get?

[Schwa]

A giant Katamari rolls over MOP and he becomes a part of it! The Katamari then rolls to some giant squids, catches them as well, and then those skyscrapers over there.

Schwa picks up a skull on a pole and twirls it like a quarterstaff. Three Were-Hyenas and a Prism Magician close in! The first two Were-Hyenas leap from his left and right for an aerial slash maneuver! Schwa does a handstand-push off leap and begins spinning for a 360-degree quadrouple roundhouse, Viewtiful Joe style! Each Hyena-Man takes four high-powered hits and are sent flying. The third Were-Hyena dashes in for a frontal assult. Schwa twirls his skull on a pole, and as the baddie approaches he lets him have it. His viscous combo strikes the Hyena-Man repeatedly with the skull-end of the pole, right in the head, while twirling it ferociously. He finishes the combo by leaping at the Hyena and striking him in the head with the stick-end of the pole three times like a sideways jackhammer, and swings it around in a crecent with a hyper-strong skull-end smash from the side of the head that sends the Hyena over the horizon. The Prism Magician fires a concentrated beam of light at Schwa from a distance. Schwa dashes at the dearranged Mage while darting to the side to dodge his attacks. He leaps up and delivers a mighty blow from above with the skull-end of the pole, swinging it like a cleaving battleaxe! The Mage is knocked out in one hit.

Victorious, Schwa pops the skull off the pole and drinks the beer inside.

[Alestance]

However the beer is no beer! Its actually Super Poison! Schwa faints!

MOP smashes the skull off the pole and gets...

[Moldorm]

...a nice,real beer!

Moldorm removes the pole from the skull and gets

Edited by Moldorm, 20 December 2007 - 02:43 AM.

[Alestance]

A nonsensical niny!

On the Third Day of Christmas, Mop removes a skull from the pole... He gets

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A well-timed and well-placed kiss SLAP!

And a Cartridge in a Pear Tree

Edited by Master_of_Power, 20 December 2007 - 04:13 PM.