Link: The Faces of Evil
Don't like platformers.
Other than that, gud gaem
Posted 02 February 2018 - 07:35 AM
Link: The Faces of Evil
Don't like platformers.
Other than that, gud gaem
Posted 02 February 2018 - 09:43 AM
Legacy of the Wizard: 1/5
Hilltop castle is unenterable.
The Adventures of Lolo: 0/3
Not enough wepons.
Solomon's Key: 0/5
Player's jump is too low.
Fire N' Ice (Solomon's Key 2): 0/4
Player's jump is too high.
Posted 02 February 2018 - 01:40 PM
Adventure Island
Promotes obesity
Posted 04 February 2018 - 10:52 AM
Chrono Trigger
Makes me want a game called Kronos Trigger. It'd be an awesome game, where you play as Kronos, the Titan and father of Zeus, and you need to find all of your babies and eat them. The final battle would be against Zeus himself, and if you lose you get an ending where Zeus kills you and becomes the leader of the Pantheon and if you win you become the best Titan ever and also basically king of the world. And it's an FPS; hence, trigger.
Anyway, this is not that game. 0/1
Posted 04 February 2018 - 01:42 PM
Super Mario 64: 0/64
Luigi is too difficult to unlock.
Posted 05 February 2018 - 04:42 AM
Perfect Dark
Too dark.
Posted 05 February 2018 - 04:53 AM
Lara Croft Tomb Raider
0/10
At no point do you raid Lara's tomb
Posted 05 February 2018 - 10:24 AM
Megaman 2: 0/X
Rock's hair is inconsistent with his Megaman 1 design.
Edited by Mitsukara, 05 February 2018 - 10:30 AM.
Posted 05 February 2018 - 12:15 PM
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
What the hell is a Year Door?
Also, the title doesn't agree grammatically. Should be Thousand Year Doors
Posted 06 February 2018 - 05:36 AM
On the note of sucking:
Luigi's mansion
One of the main characters has made it his job to, among other things, make a machine dedicated to sucking. The player character is the one who dedicates the game to sucking hard.
The 'damsel in distress', Mario, is made into a painting. He's such a flat character.
The other issue is that when going around the house, Luigi can flash the ghosts to stun them. This is a kid's game!
All in all, due to character issues, Luigi's Mansion gets a fail.
Posted 08 February 2018 - 01:11 PM
Mario is Missing: 1/2
Combat is too difficult and setting geography seems too unrealistic, but gameplay is otherwise thrilling.
Mario's Early Years: D/A
Too similar to previous Mario games.
Mario's FUNdamentals: 1/Go Fish
Voice actor for Mario sounds too silly, presumably they won't hire him again.
Posted 09 February 2018 - 07:21 AM
Hotel Mario
Not enough waluigi
Posted 09 February 2018 - 09:16 AM
Super Mario 64 1/10
You can't save the distorted Mario face you made on the title screen to use in your playthrough of the game.
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