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[NoeL]

Anything with enough letters will equal 100%... more if it's a big word.

What about the word "a", one of the most common words of the English language, surely it's got to rate highly, since it's so important...

*calculates*

A = 1%

... ONE PERCENT! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!

Oh, and Nate, I disagree with some of your answers.

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
To give the effort of more than one average person on an average type of day.
Average does not necessarily equal 100%. You don't score 100% in a test by breaking average. To give MORE than 100% is to give more than you are able to, by definition making it impossible to give more than 100% (of your potential, this is. You can give 200% of an apple... as long as you have two of them).

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100%.
That would be your typical slavedriving boss or your typical company goal.
Yep, although again you'd need more than 1 of yourself to give more than 100% (like the first question, 100% is 1)

How about achieving 101%?
Sure. Put forth an 8 hour, 4 minute, and 48 second effort within 8 hours and you will be giving 101%.
101% of what? If again you're referring to your potential, it's impossible.

What equals 100% in life?
Living the life of one person. Those who attempt 200% eventually reveal their dark secret.
[b]In life, 100% of anything equals 1 of such a thing. If you live life 100%, it means you were alive until you died.

I suppose trying to post something I was trying to be serious with was too much for everybody...

Shame on you for trying.

Edited by NoeL, 20 June 2007 - 11:13 PM.

[Mitchfork]

Hey, I was being serious. By using the exact same logic as you were using, I proved that the love of satan is better than the love of god by the numbers, and numbers don't lie.

But, if Satan is the Prince of Lies, couldn't his lying-ness have rubbed off on the numbers?

[NoeL]

But, if Satan is the Prince of Lies, couldn't his lying-ness have rubbed off on the numbers?

yeah... but... maybe such a thing as coincidence exists? ...hmmm... he is the Prince of Lies though...

[Lemon]

But, if Satan is the Prince of Lies, couldn't his lying-ness have rubbed off on the numbers?

Than the whoel god thing would be corrupt as well, and if we can't trust the numbers what can we trust? You wouldn't make a good econmisist.

[Mitchfork]

Than the whoel god thing would be corrupt as well, and if we can't trust the numbers what can we trust? You wouldn't make a good econmisist.

You could always trust me. "Yes, officer, I was driving down the road when this ten million dollars hit me... bank robbery? No, of course not!"

[Animus01]

I just thought of something while I was tutoring.

TEAMWORK - 20 + 5 + 1 + 13 + 22 + 15 + 18 + 11 = 105%

Now that is an interesting coincidence. It's like it's saying that teamwork allows us to put forth more effort than normal, because we feel more able to get a big job done if others pitched in to help.

[Mitchfork]

Too... many... coincidences...

But seriously, that's really neat that they all add up to that.

[NoeL]

No. It's not neat. It's simple.

Almost EVERY 8-10 letter word will give you a score around 100%.

P-O-O-T-A-C-O-S = 104%


Wow, that's neat!

[Evile]

D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A = 64%

I think this is just coincidence. All of this just seems odd.

[Saffith]

M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N = 153%

No one's actually taking this seriously, right? 'Cause that would just be silly.

[sigtau]

T+R+I+F+O+R+C+E+T+O+U+R = 168% awesomeness. Check my signature for the link.

*shot repeatedly*

[Darth Pikachu]

BARNEYTHEBIGGAYPURPLEDINOSAUR=

2+1+18+14+5+25
+20+8+5
+2+9+7
+7+1+25
+16+21+18+16+12+5
+4+9+15+16+19+1+21+18=340%?

Now,for some real math. True or False?
If I have k+1 girls doing k guys, then there exists one guy nailing two girls.

[jimbob]

But I belong to the little known religious offshoot Zu Zuzu Zyzuzu Zyzyzy Zu, which adds up to... oh who cares, a lot!

My post count probably shouldn't go up for that.

[Zemious]

Wow man.. just wow.
I'm trying to find sections to shorten your post but get the point around so I can put it in my sig but I can't.
This has to be my favorate topic on PureZC I think I've ever read, I'm not being sarcastic at all.
If you don't mind, I'm putting this topics url in my sig; others should see it.

[Moonbread]

Wow man.. just wow.
I'm trying to find sections to shorten your post but get the point around so I can put it in my sig but I can't.
This has to be my favorate topic on PureZC I think I've ever read, I'm not being sarcastic at all.
If you don't mind, I'm putting this topics url in my sig; others should see it.

At least someone took it seriously I actually wouldn't mind this being closed now.