SimBattle- Sweet Boredom
The scene: Sunrise Village, Hyrule. In one of the houses scattered about this small town, a young boy, about 16, is playing a Wii game. He seems to be doing very well.
"Yes! Gold medal again!" he shouts as he raises his hands in victory, almost hitting the ceiling. "Boom Blox is too easy."
...
"I wonder where Sandy is. I haven't seen her all day."
[parody of Faces of Evil opening]
Just then, a little girl knocks on the door to Brian's house. Brian opens it.
"Miriam?"
"Brian! I need help!"
Brian just looks at her.
"Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Zachariathy!" Miriam shouts.
"So?"
"It is written that only Link can defeat Ganon. But Link's on vacation, so you'll have to do."
"Great! I'll get my stuff!"
"No time for that! Come with me!"
She leads Brian out the door and hops on a magic carpet. Brian gets on and the carpet takes off.
A few hours later...
"Well, we're finally here." says Brian. "Let me see the map of this place."
Miriam gives him the map.
"What are all these faces carved into the mountains?"
"Those, Brian, are the Faces of XINIAN."
[/parody of Faces of Evil opening]
The wind picks up and the map blows right out of Brian's hands.
"Whoops."
Miriam slaps her forehead.
"I guess we'll have to get another map of this place."
"Well, where are we gonna do that? Do you see any towns around here?"
"OK, let's wing it and see what happens."
Brian and Miriam walk towards the sprawling green meadow on the horizon.
Edited by Silly Cat 2, 29 August 2008 - 07:33 PM.