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[Beefster]

Michael Jackson for being a transexual. Jackson died before the case started. Cause of death: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris owns...

[LostInHyru1e]

EVERYONE.

Chuck Norris is allergic to...

Edited by LostInHyru1e, 11 January 2008 - 08:25 PM.

[Beefster]

nothing, a lot of things are allergic to him.

Hey, I didn't know the joke. ~_~

You don't have to. The point is to make one up.

Chuck Norris uses ____ to do his...

[Moonbread]

Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once pointed his finger at the sky...

[Alestance]

and when he did, he stopped the meteor flying at him.

In a battle between Alestance and Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris won, but not cause he was better, but...

[Mr. Pimpy]

...because his [mushroomshapedthumb] was twice as long.

Chuck Norris doesn't listen to music...

[Alestance]

He roundhouse kicks music to make it play.

[Mr. Pimpy]

Actually music listens to him. It takes a physical form, sits down, puts its hand to its ear, shutstfu, then listens to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris isn't Chuck Norris because...

[sigtau]

...he's just awesome like that.

Chuck Norris was originally named Bob Burger, but changed his name because...

[Animus01]

...because no Burger can have that much kick. Besides, Whopper was already taken, but even then, only Chuck Norris could do a reverse copyright violation (Chuck sues BK).

One time, Chuck Norris sneezed, and...

[Beefster]

He didn't fly 30 feet in the air, the Earth flew 30 feet from him.

Chuck Norris once fell off a cliff...

[sigtau]

...or did he? The cliff fell off of him.

(On a side note, go to Google, type in "Google Search Chuck Norris" (those EXACT words) and click on "I'm Feeling Lucky." This isn't spam, it actually works and it's hilarious.)

Chuck Norris doesn't play the Wii because...

[Moonbread]

He can control anything without a Wiimote.

When Chuck Norris looks at the sun...

[sigtau]

...teh sun 'ASPLODES!

Chuck Norris prefers pie over cake because...