165 replies to this topic

[SpacemanDan]

So this one should be pretty easy to get. Make a statement relating to the person above's post then post evidence to point out a contradiction. No, it shouldn't be serious. It's for fun after all.

Please don't get too far off though. Keep it on some sort of train of thought.

Whoever posts next is free to make this 'case' whatever they want and we'll go from there. Remember, we want lots of objecting. :3

[Tree]

I'ts fun to break things made of glass.

[sigtau]

OBJECTION! Not when they contain useful things:

[Surreal Canine]

OBJECTION!

This guy clearly went "oh sh**" when he broke this window!

[Fabbrizio]

The plaintiff is in no position to be making such bold statements towards behavior which speaks clearly of delinquency and will ruin our society and all its unbroken glass.

[Russ]

How are you supposed to get the drink out of there if you break the glass like that?

[Tree]

OBJECTION!

You just lick it up off the floor

[Russ]

You'd cut your tongue on the glass doing that!

[SpacemanDan]

OBJECTION!

If you're careful, you won't be cut and can manage to obtain most of the liquid without severely hurting your tongue!

[Surreal Canine]

Err...
No, I didn't lick the beer up! I drank it! With the murder weapon! The straw!

[Fabbrizio]

Any reasonable person would pick out the glass first.

[Surreal Canine]

With a straw, there's no need to pick out the broken glass!

[Russ]

The straw was the murder weapon, so it was stuck inside the victim's throat. Thus, there's no way the defendant could have used it to drink the drink!

[Tree]

Objection!

I broke all my dishes so they are broken glass now.
(Is that leaving the topic?)

[SpacemanDan]

Objection!

There could have been a second straw! Do you have any proof that there wasn't a second straw at the scene?

Phooey. Ninja'd.

Well...

Objection!

Those dishes were not made of glass, but instead china! Here is a photo of the crime scene that we obtained!