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[kaitoyuuki]

1. every time you find/get something, you feel a strong urge to hold it above your head shouting "da-da-da-DA!" followed by an eerilie acurate description of it
2. you run around shouting in large grunts everytime you do something
3.when someone unlocks a door you cannot resist the temptation to shout "do-do-do-do-do-do-do!"(something happened tone0
4. you turn on all the lights in your house and expect a treasure chest to appear
5.you jump off of high objects repeatedly until you can perfectly execute a roll without harming yourself
6.every time you get hurt you shout "uhn!"
7. you take your mom/sister's heart-shaped jewels because you think it will make you live longer
8.you have an exact replica of the mastersword made out of silver, opal, ruby, and gold
9. you have exact replicas of the mastersword made out of every material possible
10. same as 8 and 9 for the mirror shield
11. you make grapling hooks out of paper clips and string
12. you make hook shots out of paper clips, string, spring(s), and just about anything else that works
13.you tie string to suction cup darts and fire it out of a dart gun because you cant make a hook shot in the way #12 and 14 state
14. you waste all your money on metal chain, a small metal forge, large bricks of solid steel (stainless), and materials to make a cast to pour the molten steel into just to make yourself a REAL hookshot
15.you save every last soda bottle because you expect to find a fairy
16. you pick up every last rock expecting to find a hole underneath that leads to either a triforce map, a treasure map, a (piece of a) heart, or a fairy pond
17.(whew, this is getting kind of long, eh?) you talk to fish to find out if there is a temple at the bottom of the lake/pond/river/ocean/sea
18.you bring every last fish you catch to the bass pro shop because you think they are making a fish log book or will pay you in colored glass shards for it
19. you are accused of stealing because you try to pay for it with colored glass shards
20.you run around trying to catch bugs with boomerangs and your bare hands
21. you imediately jump up and trample anyone in your way when you think you see something shiny in the air
22.you buy hundreds of boomerangs and try each one to see if it makes a tornado when you throw it
23.you walk around shooting spiders with a slingshot because you think a token will fall out of them when they die
24. you read this and think it's your biography
25.you spend hours on end making one of these


heh
some of these are true for myself

[Surreal Canine]

1. When you find a cave, you go inside and look for an old man and a wooden sword.
2. You move to India, where the currency is actually called Rupees (or something like that)
3. You try to fit a sword, a shield, a bow, a magic wand, and a lit candle in your pocket.
4. Anything new you pick up, you hold above your head and describe.
5. You hit a large pig on the tail six times with a hammer.
6. You play the ocarina and expect to go back in time three days.
7. You're scared of the moon and masks.
8. You wear bunny ears to your big track meet.
9. You put a fish scale in your pocket and try to dive 9 meters.
10. You try to make a parody of everything you've ever seen as a ZC quest (like Linkdude/Cheden4).
11. You swing a sword and expect to see a sword beam.
12. You draw a line on a piece of paper and expect your boomerang to go in all sorts of crazy directions.
13. You try to climb up a wall while only holding on to a vine.
14. You enroll in a world language class and expect to learn Hylian.
15. You live in fear that your girlfriend will get kidnapped by a gigantic pig.