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[Shoshon the Elegant]

Certain reviews give games bad ratings for stupid reasons. We all know this.

So, let's get into the mindset of these types and give our own bad ratings for dumb reasons.

I make one, next person makes one. We keep going.
Simple.

 

It works better when you use a good game, like I will.


So, I'll start.

 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time
Pizza shouldn't heal. Especially not as quickly as in this game. 4/10

[Shane]

Breath of the Wild
The world gave me the option to think for myself. 2/10

[Deedee]

Breath of the Wild

Game is too difficult why do enemies OHKO me aaaaa 0/10

[Yloh]

Super Mario 64

 

What's up with using the same level over and over again. Such lazy game design. I guess the music is ok.

 

2/10

[Eddy]

Wind Waker

 

Making people feel like they're on an adventure with sailing is a bad and stupid idea. Who needs a Triforce quest? Just give us the damn Triforce as a whole! 3/10

[Jenny]

Wind Waker

 

Making people feel like they're on an adventure with sailing is a bad and stupid idea. Who needs a Triforce quest? Just give us the damn Triforce as a whole! 3/10

It said bad reasons, Eddy

[Castelia]

Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

not in the mushroom kingdom but there's still mushrooms 0/10

[Shane]

Ocarina of Time

 

It's overrated. 0/10

[Shoshon the Elegant]

Donkey Kong Country:
Misleading. Main character isn't even a donkey. 2/10

[Cukeman]

Sonic CD

The time travel is confusing. It doesn't matter that time travel is entirely optional to get a good ending and gives you up to 3 extra versions of each level for excellent replay value. 2/10

[Eddy]

Geometry Dash

 

Game title is misleading. No Geometry involved at all and not helpful for teaching kids Maths. 1/10

[Shoshon the Elegant]

Shovel Knight:
Knights don't use shovels.
1/10

[Castelia]

Zelda II:

It's a sidescroller. 3/10

Edited by Ecruteak, 19 May 2017 - 07:12 PM.

[BigJoe]

Xenogears:

It's filled with too many superfluous characters, which will likely be used as identities throughout the internet by fanboys.

 

4/10

[Erdrick]

Final Fantasy VI:

The title lied, the fantasy wasn't final at all.

2/10