Sonic the Hedgehog
Hedgehogs aren't blue. Did the artists not consult a wildlife book before drawing Sonic?
2 rings out of five.
Posted 16 December 2020 - 05:35 PM
Sonic the Hedgehog
Hedgehogs aren't blue. Did the artists not consult a wildlife book before drawing Sonic?
2 rings out of five.
Posted 29 December 2020 - 08:55 PM
Castlevania
How does wall Chicken remain warm and moist?
2 whips out of 5
Posted 04 January 2021 - 02:28 PM
Pokémon Platinum
7.8/10, not enough water
Posted 06 January 2021 - 11:31 PM
Any Mario Game
So many coins, but not quite enough for a 1UP.
99/100
Posted 09 January 2021 - 02:40 PM
Wii Sports
idk, golf and baseball are pretty big sports. Definitely not 'wee'.
4/6
Posted 09 January 2021 - 07:06 PM
Five Nights at Freddy's
I can't leave this office.
1/5
Posted 10 January 2021 - 12:37 PM
Wii Sports Resort.
This one's even bigger!
4/13
Posted 12 January 2021 - 12:14 PM
Message Board Games
Not visually appealing to the modern gamer.
1/10
Posted 13 January 2021 - 03:54 PM
Tic Tac Toe
Just makes me want tic tacs, but I never have any when I'm playing.
1/100
Posted 14 January 2021 - 03:30 PM
Rad Gravity
It somewhat understates the importance of gravity. It's not just rad, it's awesomely essential.
10
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^ See how important gravity is, game-makers. If it goes wrong, stuff like that happens.
(No, I don't know why, of all games, I picked that one out, either! XD)
Edited by FieryBirdyThing, 14 January 2021 - 03:30 PM.
Posted 17 January 2021 - 08:47 AM
Snakes and Ladders
Why did it have to be snakes?
If only there were a version where the snakes are replaced by another playground toy...
5/10
Posted 23 January 2021 - 11:42 AM
Battletoads
This is too hard! Every level feels like I am playing a new game.
4/10
Posted 24 January 2021 - 11:14 AM
Yoshi's Island
Uh, looking at who owns the castles in this place, it's more like Bowser's Island.
Posted 30 January 2021 - 12:31 AM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a half shell? Why not go all the way and have a full shell, and make them full grown adults while we are at it too? They will have better protection, and make wiser decisions.
Posted 30 January 2021 - 07:39 AM
Metroid
You mean, this isn't a racing game?
2/18
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