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[klop422]

Basically, tell a joke. Rules:

 

No Yo Mama Jokes, because they're a form of banned forum games.

No Knock Knock Jokes, for the same reason.

Do not include another PureZC member in your joke, so as to keep the flaming down. Of course, if they say they're fine with that, then you may.

Try not to flame.

Try not to repeat a joke.

Any NSFW jokes or jokes not suitable for children (sexual theme, drugs, excessive violence) should be spoilered, and the reason you're classing it as NSFW/inappropriate should clearly be stated outside the spoiler.

Answers to question jokes/one-liners should preferably be hidden, though you don't have to do so.

Any jokes based on a subject many people are touchy about (racist jokes, jokes about WWII) are out. Black Comedy (jokes about death, not about black people, specifically) is allowed, but if enough people show dislike for it, then I guess we'll have to remove it.

 

Disclaimer: Any joke based on a specific person/group of people (Scotsman, Englishman, Irishman Jokes, Viola Jokes etc.) listed here are not a direct insult to those groups of people. If you belong to any of the groups in the joke, you are not being targeted, and please do not take offence.

[Shane]

Yo Mama b' knock knocking.

[MarinaraSauce]

A man walks into a bar and places a shot glass on a windowsill on the east wall of the bar.  He walks up to the owner of the bar and says, "I bet you $1,000 I can stand on the west end of this bar, start peeing, and get every drop in that shot glass.  The owner agrees, since he knows he can't do it.  The man goes into the bathroom to get himself mentally prepared, then comes out and doesn't even try to aim for the shotglass.  He just pees all over the place.  The owner walks up to him, laughing hysterically and says, "Why would you make a bet as stupid as that?"  The man says, "Because when I was in the bathroom I met your brother, and I bet him $2,000 that I could pee all over your bar and you would laugh about it.

[Frocks7Snee]

A man walked into a bar and died. The end.

[Shane]

A man walked into a bar and died in a pool of hyper realistic blood. The end.

Edited by Shane, 06 September 2014 - 08:15 AM.

[Rinku]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

[Frocks7Snee]

a girl lied to her carrot and it killed her

[Shane]

knock knock

whos there

doctor

doctor who

yes?

[Astromeow]

Jokes?

Modern day america