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[Surreal Canine]

He kills me instead.

You try to go to Bowser's wedding from Super Paper Mario.

[Taco Chopper]

To get in, you have to hide inside the wedding cake before it is cooked. You get cooked to death in a 180 degree celsius oven. Have a nice day.

You decide that you should have plastic surgery. On what exactly? I have no idea.

[Surreal Canine]

The surgeon drops something on your brain and kills you.

You attend the Nintendo Fusion Tour.

[Taco Chopper]

You get attacked by Europeans dressed as Bowser, and you die.

You are on a plane with twelve suspicious Afghans.

[The Satellite]

You bust open the window and jump out to escape, but freeze up from the freezing temps up there, and then shatter when you hit the ground. OUCH!

Jack Sparrow hears it and decides to kill you.

<---- That'd be him, savvy?

You are The Satellite for a day

I rent-a-mod and get banned.

I resent that! I only rent-a-modded once, and that was on accident! And I have never been banned, nor will do anything to cause me to get banned!

Anyways, on with this...

You show up to the prom with chocolates for your date.

[Taco Chopper]

The fat, ugly nerd eats all your chocolates for your date, and your date wants to kill you. You die after being crushed by a turtle.

You go to the pet shop to buy a pigeon.

[The Satellite]

After cuddling it for a couple seconds, you ask where the store owner got it. He says it was imported from Asia. As it turns out, the bird is infected with Asian Bird Flu. You die.

You try to play like Zelda, take a sword, and cut up people's grass and bushes to find some spare change.

[Taco Chopper]

In the end, the FBI come to arrest you and have to resort to shooting you.

You want to be a lumberjack.

[EnnonFenom]

your cutting down a big giant red wood and it starts to fall to the left so you step to the right, but the thing is your cross eyed
and the tree is falling towards you and you are actually stepping right into its path you get hammered into the ground!

your in wood shop class, and you want to work the jigsaw!

Edited by ennonfenom, 22 April 2007 - 04:54 AM.

[The Satellite]

ur pants fall down.

Okay, no rly... It short-circuits, and cuts through the teach. You get expelled and sent to boot camp.

You want to cook dinner the old-fashioned way.

[Alestance]

After failing to start a fire in your back yard, you try eating food raw. You get food poisoning and die a horrible painful everlasting death.

And then you attempt to convince the Grim Reaper that you are not, indeed, dead, bit alive!

[The Satellite]

So Davy Jones steps in and offers you 100 years of service on The Flying Dutchman instead of dying. You accept, but get seasick, and, while puking over the ship's side, fall off, and a shark eats you.

You impersonate Jack Sparrow (or any pirate, for that matter) at a Ninja convention.

[Alestance]

You are greeted with an ocean of shirukins heading right at you

And so the Grim Reaper meets you again... Already? How would you convince him to let you go this time?

[Taco Chopper]

You give him postcards of a trip to Italy you took two years ago... but he doesn't agree that Venice is a good place.

Earth gets invaded by Martians, and you're in your house watching Seinfeld on TV.

[Shining Kirby]

In a state of panic, you fire wildly at the Martians, killing one in the process. The others drop their gifts, run back to their ship, and begin an interstellar war against humanity.

You begin to train for a pie-eating contest.