Really funny.
...XD
Funnniest Chuck Norris quotes.
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sigtau
, Jul 03 2007 10:10 PM
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Posted 03 July 2007 - 10:10 PM
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Posted 04 July 2007 - 05:57 PM
If you want a good laugh at Chuck Norris jokes, many an issue of Nintendo Power has it. Such as this:
Writer: Hey NP Krew, can you show us some sweet new pics of Twilight Princess?
NP: No, but we can show you a picture of Chuck Norris about to break a man in half with his bare hands.
[can't find the image they used]
QUOTE(Nintendo Power)
Writer: Hey NP Krew, can you show us some sweet new pics of Twilight Princess?
NP: No, but we can show you a picture of Chuck Norris about to break a man in half with his bare hands.
[can't find the image they used]
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Posted 04 July 2007 - 07:55 PM
I think this is the best one, Chuck Norris don't sleep, he waits.
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Posted 04 July 2007 - 08:05 PM
It takes 42 muscles to make Chuck Norris smile. It only takes 3 to make him destroy an orphanage.
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Posted 05 July 2007 - 01:39 AM
Yes, there are a million Chuck Norris jokes, but I know one person who could've beaten him. Steve Irwin 
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Posted 05 July 2007 - 05:58 AM
it's also funny because there's three 'n's in the title. I had a shot and came up with this one:
Edited by Taco Chopper, 05 July 2007 - 06:02 AM.
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