Mathematical Equations
#1
Posted 19 June 2007 - 04:35 PM
What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%?
We have all been in situations where someone wants
you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 101%?
What equals 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these
Questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+ 20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
AND, look how far the love of God will take you
L- O- V- E- O-F -G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%
As said many times before, DISCUSS.
#2
Posted 19 June 2007 - 05:03 PM
P-R-O-C-R-A-S-T-I-N-A-T-I-O-N
16+18+15+3+18+1+20+21+9+14+1+15+9=
160%
I win.
#3
Posted 19 June 2007 - 10:08 PM
Simple as that.
The rest of what you posted is just coincidence, though... you'd have to compare the words in different languages to truly find a pattern.
Besides that, since when does Zzzzzzz = 182%?
Edited by MarioBrosCom, 20 June 2007 - 12:42 PM.
#4
Posted 20 June 2007 - 06:12 AM
Discuss.
#5
Posted 20 June 2007 - 03:16 PM
Has anyone asked any Russians? Different alphabet, see.
#7
Posted 20 June 2007 - 04:46 PM
Forget the Russians. I wonder what J-E-S-U-S C-H-R-I-S-T would equal in the Mandarin Chinese alphabet? Might be kind of interesting considering how many non-christians there are in China.
I read "Mathematical Equations" and expected something a little more advanced. Anybody willing to argue that 1 does not really equal 1 in many cases?
Edited by Bonegolem, 20 June 2007 - 04:50 PM.
#8
Posted 20 June 2007 - 06:49 PM
What Equals 100%?
1
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
To give the effort of more than one average person on an average type of day.
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
They are a little self absorbed or very caring. Depends on the attitude.
We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100%.
That would be your typical slavedriving boss or your typical company goal.
How about achieving 101%?
Sure. Put forth an 8 hour, 4 minute, and 48 second effort within 8 hours and you will be giving 101%.
What equals 100% in life?
Living the life of one person. Those who attempt 200% eventually reveal their dark secret.
The letter number conversion makes sense in the mathematical world, but obviously has it's flaws in the verbal world.
#9
Posted 20 June 2007 - 09:55 PM
#10
Posted 20 June 2007 - 10:36 PM
PURE ZC = 16 + 21 + 18 + 5 + 26 + 3 = 91%
#11
Posted 20 June 2007 - 11:00 PM
L- O- V- E- O-F -S-A-T-A-N
12+15+22+5+15+6+19+1+20+1+14 = 130%
Hence, logically love of satan is better than love of god. Hail satan
#12
Posted 20 June 2007 - 11:01 PM
#13
Posted 20 June 2007 - 11:02 PM
ANIMUS01 = 1 + 14 + 9 + 13 + 21 + 19 = 77% (Not including the "01")
SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL = (19 + 21 + 16 + 5 + 18) + (19 + 13 + 1 + 19 + 8 ) + (2 + 18 + 15 + 19) + (2+ 18 + 1 + 22 + 12) = 79 + 60 + 54 + 55 = 248 or an average of 62% per word.
Oh well. It's fun just seeing how much value a word is, using the table (I killed my self-esteem up there, though. )
EDIT: 8 + ) =
Pretty interesting how the words you used work, Moonwhisper.
Edited by Animus01, 20 June 2007 - 11:04 PM.
#14
Posted 20 June 2007 - 11:03 PM
#15
Posted 20 June 2007 - 11:09 PM
Hey, I was being serious. By using the exact same logic as you were using, I proved that the love of satan is better than the love of god by the numbers, and numbers don't lie.
But antidisestablishmentarianism > all.
Ahh... I see that I may be forming a party of antidisestablishmentarians by pure accident.
However, I doubt this thread is meant to be taken too seriously. I mean, it's just playing with numbers, that's all.
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