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[Cukeman]

Just like the Game Changer thread: remove, add, or otherwise modify one letter from a Legend of Zelda Quote.
You may change more than one word per quote, but the quote should make some kind of sense, even if it's silly.
If the word you changed appears multiple times, make the same change throughout.
You may also change Link's name to any other name or word.

Remember to keep your posts in line with the forum rules.

Example (from The Wind Waker):

I fear that Ganon's vile band may have
already reached this most sacred of
sanctuaries.

Ganon has a rock band (and apparently it's on tour!)

Help finding Zelda Quotes

Legend of Zelda
Zelda II
A Link to the Past
Link's Awakening
Ocarina of Time
Majora's Mask
Oracle of Seasons
Oracle of Ages
Four Swords
The Wind Waker
Four Swords Adventures
The Minish Cap
Twilight Princess
Phantom Hourglass

Edited by Cukeman, 03 August 2012 - 05:31 PM.

[Cukeman]

This is a game for grownups!
Hyrule's famous Hooting Gallery!


I've been waiting for you,
Hero of Lime...


Those people on the white Norse...
they were Zelda and Impa, weren't
they? It looked like they threw
something into the goat!


You got the Hover Boobs!
With these mysterious boobs
you can hover above the ground.
The downside? No traction!
You can even use these to
walk for short periods where
there is no solid ground. Be brave
and trust in the boobs!

[Shane]

You got Magic Tar!
Your magic power is replenished!

You got 30 Boobs!
Set them to (<), (>) or (v) on the
Select Item Screen.

You got the Hero's Cow!
Set it to © to equip it.

You got a Mold Skulltula Spirit!
This is your __ one!

Edited by Shane, 04 August 2012 - 06:43 AM.

[Orithan]

"LEAVE MONEY OR WIFE."

"THERE'S A SECRET IS IN THE TIP OF THE HOSE."

"MEET THE OLD CAN AT THE GRAVE."

"SECRET IS IN THE TREE AT THE HEAD-END."

I own this thread.

Edited by Orin XD, 05 August 2012 - 06:22 AM.

[Lightwulf]

Fado: Hey! Slink! You there?
Hey, you mind helpin' me herd the boats?
They ain't listenin' to me lately!

[Gleeok]

"TITS A SECRET TO EVERYBODY"
"SPECTACLE COCK HAS A SECRET"
"LAY ME FOR THE DOOR REPAIR CHARGE"
"ITS DANGEROUS TO DO ALONE, TAKE THIS"
"Watch your magic peter"
"Hold it above your head for the world to pee..."


Themes are fun...

[Lightwulf]

"If the Wine Dish doesn't wake up, this island will never disappear!"

"What a relief! I thought you'd never cake up!"

[Adem]

And I bet if you needed to, you could shoot an arrow through these cars!

[Orithan]

"AIR AT THE EYES OF GHOMA"
"DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKES"

Edited by Orin XD, 16 September 2012 - 05:24 AM.

[Shane]

"I BET YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE MORE BOOBS" — Old Man

[Cukeman]

Ho, ho, ho... I can't put

anything into a full bottle.
Hee hee hee!

 

You got the Titan's Mutt!

 

This is it! The Master Sword!

... ... ...
No, this can't be it... Too rad.

 

The destiny of this sand

is in your hands.
Please, Link...

 

Surprisingly, the Triforce

created this world to fulfill
Ganon's fish.

[Twilight Hero]

Ramp oil, dope, bobs!