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[Nathaniel]

You get them, but I have a brand new key.

 

I roll a Cadillac Eldorado.

[klop422]

Everyone claps as you drive by because of your nice new ride.

 

I roll a banned game on Steam

[Nathaniel]

You earn banned achievements for an excellent performance.

 

I roll a sushi burrito.

[klop422]

You get wrapped in rice.

 

I roll facebook

[Nathaniel]

You get the past and the present jumbled and end up with facescroll.

 

I roll an incoming magic spell.

Edited by Nathaniel, 17 October 2022 - 09:00 PM.

[klop422]

The rice gets destroyed, but you're safe

 

I roll consistency

[Nathaniel]

You roll a 1 again.  One of these days you will run out of things to drop.

 

I roll the whole nine yards.

[klop422]

You get some rug burn and a lot of dirt on your body. That's quite a way to roll!

 

I roll a CD of original amateur rap

[Nathaniel]

Your poetic skills improve twofold.

 

I roll a deuce.

Edited by Nathaniel, 18 November 2022 - 05:10 PM.

[klop422]

You're stuck in a tennis match for the rest of time.

 

I roll love

[Nathaniel]

The next roll is either happily married, a prisoner in your own home, divorced, or registered sex offender.

 

I roll green beans and cornbread.

[klop422]

You get corn beans and green bread.

 

I roll and rock

[Nathaniel]

Critical hit!  You get a rolling rock, to drink while on your roll n' rocker.

 

I roll a roadhouse.

[klop422]

It's filled with road.

 

I roll a two-week, all-inclusive holiday in Greece.