You get three in the bush. Good roll!
I roll sex and drugs
Posted 09 January 2021 - 02:30 PM
You get three in the bush. Good roll!
I roll sex and drugs
Posted 09 January 2021 - 06:52 PM
You get those two and a bonus: Rock and roll!
I roll a community chest card.
Posted 10 January 2021 - 12:27 PM
Sorry, what was that?
Here's a card that'll let you into a community chess competition.
I roll the Queen
Posted 12 January 2021 - 12:37 PM
You draw the Queen of Diamonds. She may be charming and pretty, but she will break your heart and leave you in the poor house.
I roll a deuce.
Posted 13 January 2021 - 03:48 PM
You get a moose
I roll a rhyme
Posted 15 January 2021 - 10:40 AM
You get thyme.
I roll a Sasquatch.
Posted 17 January 2021 - 08:53 AM
You meet an angry little monkey in a little wood at the end of the street.
I roll William Shakespeare
Posted 23 January 2021 - 11:37 AM
You get thee to a nunnery!
I roll the Periodic Table of Elements.
Posted 24 January 2021 - 11:12 AM
You get a bunch of lumps of stuff, some of which explode, some of which break down, and some of which just sit there.
I role Babar the elephant
Posted 30 January 2021 - 12:32 AM
Fails to bless the rains down in Africa.
I roll China.
Posted 30 January 2021 - 07:43 AM
You lose your free speech
I roll a contrarian
Posted 30 January 2021 - 03:58 PM
You open the door for all of us.
I roll betamax.
Posted 31 January 2021 - 03:27 PM
Nobody can watch you anymore.
I roll an argument clinic
Posted 31 January 2021 - 04:31 PM
This is not an argument.
I roll a dead parrot.
Posted 31 January 2021 - 04:45 PM
You're not pining, you've passed on. You are no more. You have ceased to be. You have expired and gone to meet your maker. You're a stiff. Bereft of life, you rest in peace. If you'd hadn't been nailed to a perch you'd be pushing up the daisies. Your metabolic processes are now history. You're off the twig. You've kicked the bucket. You've shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible. You are an ex-parrot.
I roll a slug
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