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[FieryBirdyThing]

...in hospital.

 

In case of emergency...

[klop422]

...good luck.

 

I am not crazy! I know he...

[FieryBirdyThing]

...is really a martian in disguise!

 

If somebody asks if you are a god...

[Nathaniel]

...you ask them the question: "Do you see that ant colony?"

 

Keep your friends close, and ...

[klop422]

...never leave them.

 

Another one bites...

[Nathaniel]

...you in the ass.

 

The man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into...

[klop422]

...a stack of bodies.

 

One is the loneliest...

[FieryBirdyThing]

...during the long winter nights. That is when one feels very lonely.

 

To be this good takes...

[Nathaniel]

...pure luck in an idiocracy.

 

During the 11th hour, ...

[klop422]

...I tend to have gotten out of bed.

 

Whose eyes are...

[FieryBirdyThing]

...sitting in the fruit bowl, staring at me?

 

Can't let you...

[klop422]

...let me let you.

 

Last night I dreamt I went to...

[Nathaniel]

...the grocery store and bought all the groceries I needed for the next few days, then went home to put the groceries away and took a shower, got dressed, and enjoyed a nice sandwich that I prepared before going to work.  The work day went as planned, getting all my work done without any problems.  Yeah, it was the most boring dream that I ever had.

 

We've got to install...

[FieryBirdyThing]

...a new brain. This one clearly isn't working.

 

Meet the old man...

[Nathaniel]

..., same as the new man.

 

Always give your best, never get discouraged, never be petty; always remember, others may hate you, but those who hate you don't win unless...