I consider myself an unchained, and raw, "Alpha Questmaker" and as such, I've no need for your pithy "ratings" or "
I had to stop this joke mid-sentence because I seriously don't get, like, why this is still, like, a problem? Just make the quest you want to make. Like why does there need to be a problem. Who's telling you you can't make the quest you'd like James24. Who hurt you. A shark?????????????????????
As for saving people from sharks, I think sharks are scary (I saw Jaws once) (pretty good movie actually) (yeah it started the whole summer blockbuster thing and I have some general cynicism towards summer blockbusters but Jaws is genuinely good -- it's a little slow to start but once it gets going, hooboy! Does that movie get going)
Uh where was I. Right, uh, I'd try to save like, I dunno, my girlfriend from a shark. Or someone I deeply loved. If it was a stranger I'd probably clal the police or a lifeguard but since apparently in this hypothetical scenario I'm an idiot who don't charge they dang phone (or eat hot chip or lie) I'd probably not try to save the guy, I'm not an idiot, but I'd like run around screaming like "hey someone help this dude out." If it was someone like Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos or some other rich capitalist dude, eh. Let the forces of nature do what they will
Actually I think if everyone had guns you could probably just shoot the shark with the gun and it'd go away. What does everyone think? Are sharks scared of guns? I think they are. I think Biden's too much of a fucking senile old pussy to even talk about what to do about sharks, and I'm not even sure Trump knows what a shark is. If Bernie had won the nomination he'd tax the shark's income with a wealth tax and the shark would just move to a country with more permissive tax laws, so Panama or whatever would have too many sharks. It's just a fucked up situation and nobody knows what to do about it