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[Dawnlight]

Let's list all the Things Link Needs for his adventure into Hyrule!

#1 A Sword - To Kill Enemies with
#2 A Bow - To Shoot Arrows with
#3 Bombs - To bomb some Dodongos
#4 An iPhone - To listen to music and to call Navi whenever he wants
#5 My Little Beaner - Si!
#6 A Toy Streetcar - To Run over Migokalle with
#7 A Laptop Computer - To Look at Porn
#8 A YoYo - To be YoYo!


Continue this list!

[sigtau]

#9 That one particular picture of Saria and the Princess...
#10 An empty bottle for when Navi pisses him off
#11 A link to PureZC!

[Silver]

#9) A stopwatch to stop time
#10) BATTERIES!
#11) A big mallet

[Russ]

A whistle: In case he needs a whirlwind or a duck.
A hookshot: For those pesky big gaps.
A boomerang: To hit ranged targets without loosing amo.

[Fabbrizio]

#15-A Cross and some garlic in case he accidentally falls into castlevania.
#16-A CD compilation of various DeathMetal and Van Halen songs to use as torture music (Van Halen only works if the volume is cranked. on it's own it doesn't torture because halen is awesome).
#17-A pen (becuz it's mightier than 'da sword!)

[Dawnlight]

18. Chuck Norris - He needs the walker Texas Ranger.
19. A Revolver - Hey, how well does bullets affect Ganon?
20. A Cute Picture of Zelda - Come on he needs inspiration.

[Silver]

21. A Luma so that he can travel across the cosmos
22. A set of pokeballs (Maybe he can capture Ganon...)
23.sandwiches-they work better than potions.



I'm running low on ideas...Help me out here!

[Dawnlight]

24. Titanium - Everyone LOVES Titanium
25. Chuck Norris Action Figure - Link LOVES Chuck Norris
26. WATER!!! - Link LOVES WATER!!!

[Silver]

I don't.
Replace titanium with Platinum.
27. A bag of Kakario Fried Chicken
28. a camera
29.ACTION REPLAY!
30. a DSP (it's a DS with a PSP)

[Colin]

31: The puberty Master Sword, in case he needs to become an adult and crush Ganon.
32: An electric guitar, because ocarinas are outdated.
33: An Abram's Tank from the Warehouse Temple.
34: A cattle prod, to keep those stupid evil cows away from him.
35: The eyeglasses of truth, because they look like sunglasses, and are freakin' sweet looking... and the lens of truth is really annoying to just hold up.
36: A motorcycle, because Epona has to get tired after a while.
37: Extra tank of gas to pour all over stuff like spiderwebs and burn it.

[Silver]

38. A mechanical transforming Midna-'cause Navi is old
39. A crossbow
40.A mug to catch fairies in
41.A computer mouse (no idea...)
42. A UFO! (much better than Epona)

Edited by T. Platinum, 07 August 2008 - 10:43 PM.

[Dawnlight]

43. A Lantern, to light his way
44. A CD-i bomb, for all of those pesky dodongos
45. A Toilet - There are no bathrooms in Hyrule.

[Silver]

44. Toilet paper
45. Unlimited storage
46. an RC helicopter

[Beefster]

A cheeseburger. I dunno. Why not?
A Wal-Mart gift card. They sell everything there.
Dirty Socks. They work better than Deku Nuts.

[Surreal Canine]

Roc's Cape in case the hookshot breaks.
A boomerang to hit those annoying out-of-reach switches.
A shadow crystal, just because Wolf Link is pwnage.
Pegasus shoes, in case Epona is tired and the motorcycle breaks down.
The mask of stone, to get into Ganon's lair without anyone noticing.
Earphones, cause his iPhone won't play music without them.