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[Hunter P Brown]

There aren't very many movies I hate. Hell, I can't even think of any movies right now that I hate.

But to be honest, horror movies of today are pure crap. Movies like Disturbia, 23, 28 weeks later, etc. etc. do not appeal to me. I mean, 23 was all right, but I wouldn't buy it on DVD. Horror just isn't horror anymore. The stuff that was set with movies like Dawn of the Dead, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Exorcist, Friday the 13th, Sleepaway Camp Nightmare, etc. etc could probably never be topped, and movies today, like The Ring, are pathetic and boring.

It's also a little annoying that a lot of movies are coming out with sequels that haven't had sequels since the 80s. Now don't get me wrong: The Terminator movies are my favorite movies all time, and the first one came out in 1984, the second one came out in 1991, and the third came out in 2003. Hell, I remember I saw T3 in theaters nearly 50 times because it was awesome. But movies like Rocky Balboa, John Rambo, Live Free or Die Hard, TMNT, etc. etc. It just went down hill somewhat. Although Rocky Balboa was a pretty good movie to watch and made it so that a possible sequel can't be made, it's just annoying how these movies all of a sudden pop up out of no where after a long amount of time. Now it's two sides of a coin: It can be a good movie, or a bad idea. That choice, I'm leaving up to you.

[Old-Skool]

To the movie that Siskel and Ebert labeled the "worst movie of 1993". Mama Mia!

Edited by Old-skool, 10 June 2007 - 10:40 PM.

[Animus01]

To the movie that Siskel and Ebert labeled the "worst movie of 1993". Mama Mia!

But why did they say "worst movie of 1993"?

Ok, so it was nothing like the video game and may seem like a ripoff of another to some people's eyes, but I think the movie was ok. Now, heh. If you got Captain Lou Albano and... (crud, I always forget the actor's name for Luigi), I bet the movie would be funnier.

[Old-Skool]

But why did they say "worst movie of 1993"?

Ok, so it was nothing like the video game and may seem like a ripoff of another to some people's eyes, but I think the movie was ok. Now, heh. If you got Captain Lou Albano and... (crud, I always forget the actor's name for Luigi), I bet the movie would be funnier.

Danny Wells was Luigi in the cartoon. The movie was an interesting parallel to the real game, but it was also mashed up with planet of the apes, sorta.

[Lemon]

Epic movie, Grease, Cabaret (only because it was a really, really ****ty version of the musical, which kicks ass), Club Dread, and some others which I've succesfully blocked out of my mind due to extreme suckage.

[Fuzzy]

Well, as much as I like the first movie, Dumb and Dumberer really sucked.

[jimbob]

8. The Terminator 3
Didn't make sense, a veterinarian can't save the world, and you cant withstand an explosion. Even if you're Austrian.

LOL Austrian !

I actually liked Monsters Inc. though.

I think AI is the worst movie ever. 4 hours of emotional blackmail.
The sequels to Jurassic Park are bad, and I agree with the Disney sequels.
And Super Mario Bros. is probably in the top 10 - just for being a travesty, as well as a "we must fit that reference in there". The live action SMBSS bits were much better.

Oh, anything with Adam Sandler is, thankfully, flushable.

[Daniel]

- 300 = Worst movie on Earth.
- Wizard of Oz = Witchcraft!
- Harry Potter (all of them) = Witchcraft!
- Brokeback Mountain = Never seen it but the idea of a movie about homosexual "cowboys" is auto-lose.
- Pashion of the Christ = The end says it is based on made up characters.
- Star Wars (all of them) = Speaks for itself.
- Any movie out of England (or with actors from England) = foefowfkfok
- Any anime movie = Because it is anime.


That is all I can think of at the moment actually, though if I tried I could list lots more I am sure.

Edit: Thought of one more.

- Sports movies.

Edited by Daniel, 17 July 2007 - 06:00 PM.

[jimbob]

- Any movie out of England (or with actors from England) = foefowfkfok

Agreed. If you see me kaing a movie at any time, please stop me.

[Akkabus]

the land before time series

[Majora]

Agreed. If you see me kaing a movie at any time, please stop me.

Isn't you friend making a movie?

*cough* Dark Sage *cough*

That was the best 5 minutes of my life (or at least in the top 5 "best moments" )

*stabs Daniel*


Also, 300 pwnd. I have to physically restrain myself from flaming Daniel (in an extremely vulgar and un-inteligent way) AND breaking my screen in an attempt to cross cyber-space to strangle him X(

Edited by Majora's Wrath, 17 July 2007 - 06:30 PM.

[Golden Chocobo]

- Star Wars (all of them) = Speaks for itself.

Anyway, bad movies, huh? I haven't seen these ones up yet:
The White Noise sucked.
The Ring, and its sequel, sucked.
The Garfield movies sucked.

And yes, I agree that sequels to any Disney movie always suck.
But I think that if a movie does well in the box office, you can automatically assume that there will be another one to follow.
Maybe it's in their contract.

[Sprotret]

- Any anime movie = Because it is anime.

That's coming from the guy who plays the worse MMO on the planet that's anime-styled. Don't get me wrong I used to like the game, the battle system's pretty fun but what ticks me off is the items cost so much and it takes forever to level up or make 1 gold. I had to kill at least 100 goats to get past the begining. But on topic, the worse movie I can think of is Bratz. Who the hell makes a movie about some friken dolls?

[Ben]

Unbreakable - possibly the worst movie ever. Godsend wasn't much better. Oh, and pretty much anything by that director. Bruce Willis is like ... a decent actor thrown into lots of really bad movies. I feel sorry for him.

[Bowser Blanchette]

Sequels are definitely the worst ever.