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[Taco Chopper]

.. sick of being told that I am James Bond's cousin.

I once..

[Alestance]

was King of the Pirates, then I changed my avatar, now I'm an undead circus performer!

If I had your girlfriend...

[Zephlon]

I'd get a new one.

If the world was made of cheese...

[Beefster]

It would be very tasty.

I wonder what would happen if I...

[nicklegends]

pressed that gigantic, red, flashing button that says "DETONATE?"

Ah, if only geckos were more...

[Moonbread]

...gigantic and could help me enslave the human race.

Luckily, my pants are...

[Alestance]

Cemented to the floor and I can't reach the Growth Ray

I wonder... Wait! I can GET OUT OF MY PANTS! *gets out of the cemented pants*

WITH THIS GROWTH RAY I WILL...

[Taco Chopper]

.. make the world smaller, and I WILL BE THE LAUGHING ONE!!

If I could shoot any fairytale character..

[Bayta]

a Cow might eat it and then explode, so everyone would be covored in Cow Jam.

Your head's come off...

[trucky5]

and start floating around for some reason

You fall down a hole...