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[Titanium Justice]

A George Bush he then trys to execute you to the Zol pit..
you get thrown in the zol pit then...

[Feenicks]

You activate the Bombos medallion, killing all the Zols.
The 'secret found' SFX plays, heralding the arrival of a ladder leading up into a hole in the ceiling of the room the pit is in.
The hole leads to...

[Nidoking]

the lair of Ganondorf who is crying because Link stole his sword and used it to cut cheese. You tell him...

[Blue Link 2007]

... "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!", to which he chuckles and pukes on the lights. After the lights go out...

[Nidoking]

really loud rave music comes out of nowhere. ♫♪unce unce unce unce unce unce unce♪♫ Strobe lights flash all over the place. Zelda walks in and...

Edited by Nidoking, 18 November 2007 - 10:36 PM.

[Lune]

Busts a move and out dances everyone, then Link comes in and break dances and that's when.....

[The Satellite]

*ur pants fall down*

ERR I MEAN

Link's sword slips out of its sheath and comes right towards. That's when you realize...

it wasn't the sharp end. After you wake up from the concussion...

[NineLives]

...you drank some tea, and then a cow fell out of the sky, and it landed on...

[Lune]

A boat, then the cow sailed away to Muffin Candy Land and then ate ice cream and took a shower and then....

[Alestance]

...You realize that this thread will never die, whatever a thread is. So you leave the general area of the cow and go to find your own dreams! This adventure takes you to...

[Lune]

Dreamland! You meet Kirby, then he eats you and spits you out in to the middile of the Pacific Ocean and you see a shark coming towards you when.......

[Titanium Justice]

A a girl in a bikini yells some type of word(probably magic)then after you see a shark it goes south and eats the skinier man who fell in the water you swim for hours and find yourself in a a shaft on an island you go in the shaft and you hear scary music then a purple backpack monster with zipper teeth jumps off the second shelf what do you do?...

[NeoMareth]

You zip the backpack, but then you as you leave the store...

[The Satellite]

You get pwned by that lady who heals you by taking you into her house. She said the usual "Come inside and I'll heal you" or whatever, and, once inside, I heard a loud SLAP! followed by you crashing out of the roof and landing on the sidewalk.

That's when I realized that MoP's Link had no pants.

Not to mention...

[Nidoking]

...that Ganondorf and Bowser have teamed up to prank you since they can't take over their respective lands, and they have to find an outlet for the evil.
Upon being pranked repeatedly, you yell...