Make a Haiku!
#31
Posted 30 April 2015 - 10:20 AM
The fish is now off the hook.
Hook is in my eye.
Next haiku: batteries.
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#32
Posted 30 April 2015 - 01:03 PM
I got seven hooks
Stuck in various places
One went through my tongue
CRAP. Didn't see the new page.
Sometimes, Batteries
Die without any warning;
I have to buy more.
Next Haiku should be
About the time when your kids
learn Santa is fake.
Edited by Beefster, 30 April 2015 - 01:08 PM.
#33
Posted 30 April 2015 - 02:45 PM
Woke up to find Santa Clause
drinking my dad's beer.
So your next haiku
will involve the making of
your next haiku. Ha.
#34
Posted 30 April 2015 - 03:01 PM
Topic is unknown
But this haiku will rock you.
I am so meta.
Next Haiku: mastering the 4 elements.
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#35
Posted 30 April 2015 - 04:48 PM
Oxygen! My teacher said
there are more than that.
Next haiku: A tasty dinner.
#36
Posted 30 April 2015 - 10:04 PM
I fried up some steak
With portobello mushrooms.
It was delicious!
Next Haiku: Cannibalism
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#37
Posted 01 May 2015 - 09:45 AM
He cooked some good food last night.
Now we are in jail.
Next haiku:
Pesticides
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#38
Posted 01 May 2015 - 04:53 PM
bunch of GMO lettuce.
I don't think they cared.
Next haiku: Peanut allergies.
#39
Posted 01 May 2015 - 11:58 PM
Peanut-free table:
Those allergic to peanuts
Won't suffocate here
Next Haiku: drug dealers
#40
Posted 02 May 2015 - 05:16 AM
sitting here, their mouths agape.
Hooked on my phonix.
(... because learning is a drug ... ? .. and you're a teacher? ... eh.)
Next haiku: Trix are for kids!
#41
Posted 06 May 2015 - 03:21 PM
You are so silly!
Rabbits don't eat cereal.
Hands off the Trix. Now!
Next Haiku: Buying something really expensive on impulse.
#42
Posted 06 May 2015 - 05:45 PM
Bought Japan. Hung it on wall.
I don't think it fits.
Next haiku: Those neat little street vendor food carts.
#43
Posted 06 May 2015 - 07:59 PM
I want a hotdog.
Instead I got falafel.
Extra eggplant, yum.
Next haiku:
Getting hugged by Floyd Mayweather.
#44
Posted 06 May 2015 - 09:08 PM
Hugged Floyd Mayweather.
I nearly suffocated.
Never again, sir.
(I had to do a Wikipedia search to write this properly)
Next Haiku: Road Trips
#45
Posted 17 May 2015 - 11:33 AM
On a long Road Trip
Been on this trip for ten hours
Only halfway there
Next Haiku: Internet
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