Weather is forever in an identity crisis.
Why buy Dogecoin?
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, part 2.
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The Satellite
, Jan 05 2009 05:50 PM
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Guess I'm full of monsters and treasure
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Posted 08 May 2021 - 11:51 AM
Barkause you woofdn't want my dogs to go hungry.
Why do I even bother sometimes?
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Posted 20 May 2021 - 04:59 PM
You could, but I wouldn't recommend it. I've seen what lies beyond reality, and it's not very interesting. Just a void. It looks trippy enough, but it gets boring after a while, and the void-dragon that lives in it just keeps talking about marshmallows.
Why should I do a barrel roll?
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Posted 25 May 2021 - 08:52 AM
It's an efficient way to get down the hill.
Why is it a Kingdom, and how United is it really?
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Posted 25 May 2021 - 05:03 PM
It's a Kingdom because 'Queendom' just didn't sound right. And it's United for as long as the sellotape holds.
Why does the caged bird sing?
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Posted 26 May 2021 - 03:10 PM
Optimism has no limit.
What would happen to the world if a bird in the hand was now worth three in the bush?
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Posted 29 May 2021 - 08:22 AM
The entire system of bird economics would collapse to an extent not seen since the Great Stitch-In-Time Crash of '85.
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
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Posted 29 May 2021 - 09:33 AM
No. You can't rescue people from old age.
Why is it that if you like pina coladas, you also like getting caught in the rain?
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Posted 02 July 2021 - 11:48 AM
Because you adhere to offensive musical stereotypes. See also: people who won't blame it on the sunshine, the moonlight, or the good times, but will gladly blame it on the boogie; people who claim their favourite things include raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.
Are cats plotting world domination?
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Posted 06 July 2021 - 02:29 PM
Yes!
Is there really a such thing as a stupid question?
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Posted 12 July 2021 - 04:46 PM
Yes. It's over there, sticking a fork into a plug socket.
Who made lions king of the jungle, anyway?
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Posted 14 July 2021 - 11:48 AM
Tigers who have defected.
What is the best way to eat an Oreo cookie?
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Posted 16 July 2021 - 08:17 AM
Through your mouth. Trust me, shoving it in any of the other orifices doesn't seem to work.
What really does happen if you dangle a limb over the side of the bed while you sleep?
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Posted 25 July 2021 - 01:10 PM
If done consistently, you will very slowly gain muscle in that one limb over time. However, you may end up with some balance issues.
Someone knocks on the door. Who is there?
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