Paper Mario.
Characters models are smooshed.
Posted 14 January 2018 - 07:12 PM
Paper Mario.
Characters models are smooshed.
Posted 16 January 2018 - 10:51 AM
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Title is wrong. No time travel occurs at all in this game, let alone to the past.
Posted 22 January 2018 - 06:33 AM
Super Mario Bros 3: No third Mario brother is introduced. 2/10
Posted 22 January 2018 - 11:48 AM
Super Mario Galaxy:
Why is the title singular? There are 43 of them.
43/100
Posted 23 January 2018 - 05:04 AM
Super Mario World: 1/96
Forest of Illusion Ghost House secret path is a re-tread of where the player's already been.
Posted 23 January 2018 - 05:26 AM
Secret of Monkey Island
It fights like a dairy farmer.
3/10
Posted 23 January 2018 - 11:56 AM
Heavy Rain
1/10
Clickbait. Rain is not heavy at all.
Posted 23 January 2018 - 05:21 PM
Age of Empires
Too much gameplay. Was looking for a list of how old various ancient civilisations led by an emperor were, and all it gave me was violence. Eventually, I could piece together some of it, but it wasn't helpful for my homework at all.
1.5/10
And don't get me started on Age of Mythology
Posted 23 January 2018 - 05:58 PM
Breath of the Wild
Where the heck is the music? Every other Zelda game has exciting music for the overworld, but this is unacceptable.
What is the deal with all of your weapons breaking. You mean I have to consistently try new things out?
Why the heck does it seem to rain at the worst of times. I was in the middle of an epic climb and now it is ruined.
Zelda sounds like she is trying to hard to be prepared for the renaissance fair.
The dungeons are inferior to other Zelda games.
You mean I get a giant piece of golden poop for finding ALL 900 korok seeds?!?!?!
2/10
Posted 25 January 2018 - 07:05 PM
Super Mario Bros: 5% / 1000
Repetitive gameplay in minus world.
The Legend of Zelda: 1 star out of 5.
Uses 4 way movement.
Edited by Mitsukara, 25 January 2018 - 07:06 PM.
Posted 29 January 2018 - 12:47 PM
Legend of Zelda
A cartridge game where you have to wait for every screen to load?
Posted 29 January 2018 - 01:47 PM
Super Mario Bros.
A game where you will end up with a concussion for constantly banging your head on bricks. Not safe for work or home.
Posted 30 January 2018 - 06:29 AM
Give a game a low rating for a bad reason
Breeds negativity, wilful stupidity, and uncomfortable amounts of metaness.
Posted 01 February 2018 - 10:03 PM
Message Board Games
Post count doesn't increase when you post.
Posted 02 February 2018 - 04:09 AM
the "game" of life
"game over" at the end is unavoidable
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