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Posted 18 September 2005 - 07:31 PM
<JoshSim> I've had ENOUGH from you people!
Posted 30 September 2005 - 12:06 AM
<JoshSim> ...Soooooooooooo... I hear Nintendo made a handheld with TWO SCREENS! Discuss.
<Database> I have one and it rocks.
<Database> BTW, the Revolution controller has been revealed so that's old news.
<Database> It looks like a remote control.
<Bloodstar> KUZ IT IZ 1!!!!!1111111111111111190RTG90U0U9I.
<Database> But it's not, it's a controller.
<Database> That looks like a remote control.
<JoshSim> I hear Microsoft is gonna make a system. Gonna be named the XCube, or something. Discuss.
<Database> XBox 360.
<Database> You need better sources.
<JoshSim> You see, the joke is...
<JoshSim> Oh, nevermind.
<Database> Oh, and before you bother, Sony has the PSP and soon the PS3.
<JoshSim> I hear this Japanese Company is gonna make a vidja game thing. Ninondoo, or something.
<Hunter_P> We have.
<Pikachu> Heh, JoshSim.
<Database> I hate Sony and Microsoft so their systems suck.
<Database> Evil empires.
<Pikachu> If Microsoft and Nintendo got together...
<Fletcher> GO REVOLUTION
<Pikachu> ...I'd faint.
<Fletcher> Database, who are you?
<Database> The world would end.
<Fletcher> Whoever you are, I love you. XD
<JoshSim> FANBOY WAR: START
<Hunter_P> Hey, that's what happened!
<Fletcher> Microsoft is teh evil empire.
<JoshSim> ROUND ONE
<Hunter_P> PureZC -> Array!
<Aaron> PureZC.. Hurray!
<Pikachu> PureZC's not down, I think...
<Fletcher> Warning: Illegal offset type in /home2/purezc/Smarty/libs/Smarty.class.php on line 551 XD
<Pikachu> I was just on it.
<Hunter_P> That's what I got, too
<Aaron> WildBill: fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it
<Pikachu> PureZC -> PureZC Forums -> Array -> Array -> Array
<JoshSim> <JoshSim> I guess this ',' must be a really great guy, he's modding EVERYTHING.
<Database> At first I thought Aaron was Auron.
<Pikachu> 28 users in chat.
<Pikachu> And they're all Array.
<Database> This should be the subject of fanboy war round one.
<Pikachu> I got to take a picture of this.
<Pikachu> The Array's are planning something against us.
<Database> But I'm Database, not Array.
<Pikachu> They're probably here for JoshSim.
<Hunter_P> I'm going to kill the Arrays!
<Database> Although I am planning something against you all.
<JoshSim> oh noes
<Bloodstar> PZC B V
<Bloodstar> I AM ARRAY
<Bloodstar> I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC ARMY
<Database> I don't know what my plan is, but it's a nefarious conspiracy and it's nefarious.
* Aaron is now known as Array
<Bloodstar> ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
<Pikachu> ALL YOUR JOSHSIM ARE BELONG TO ARRAY
<Mewtwo> Current Location: PureZC -> PureZC Forums -> Array -> Array -> Array
<Database> YOU HAVE NO WAY TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
<JoshSim> We ARE array
* PolygonX8 has joined #PureZC
* PureZC sets mode: +o PolygonX8
<Hunter_P> I got that, too, Mewtwo
<Pikachu> Aaron, that's what I was talking about.
<Array> Hey, Exate
<Array> Did you hear about the Array take over?
<Array> it's begun
<Bloodstar> Hey, PolygonX8.
* Pikachu pulls out his X-Hammer and slams it down onto Array's head.
<Array> You will be assumerimated
<Array> I have to go
<Array> Good night.
* Array has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Database> But I'm the one that's supposed to be taking over.
<Bloodstar> And remember...
<JoshSim> So! I hear they're making this thing that can, like, link computers together. Has something to do spiders.
<Bloodstar> THE ARRAY WILL WIN THE WAR
<Database> I propose a villain battle.
* Bloodstar is now known as Array
<Database> Database vs. Array
<Fletcher> Fletcher vs. ALl his other names
<Pikachu> Array, Kung Fu Kick!
* Fletcher is now known as Ty
<Database> Arrays are part of databases, so you are but pawns.
<JoshSim> JOSHSIM VS. THE WOLRD
<Database> I WIN
* Pikachu deletes the Database.
<PolygonX8> wtf, Array.
<PolygonX8> Is this a joke?
<JoshSim> Yes, funny huh?
* Database has infinite backups
<Database> A WINNER IS ME
<Pikachu> PolygonX8... the title says PureZC is down.
<Array> NO, EXATE. IT IS FULL-FLEGED WAR.
<Database> AND WAR WINNER == ME.
<Hunter_P> We should send one man into it!
<Array> NO U
<Old-skool> the moderat... oh, no. Bh4's here.
<Hunter_P> I choose!!!
<Pikachu> I choose you, Pikachu!
<Database> Arrays are part of databases.
<Hunter_P> He's the only one insane enough to do so.
<Pikachu> Uhhh, yeah, JoshSim.
<Pikachu> Go JoshSim.
<Hunter_P> I'll get Scarface after Pikachu.
<Database> See, it was my plan all along!
<Pikachu> Thunder now!
<JoshSim> I SHALL GO AND FREE THE PEOPLE! OR SOMETHING!
<JoshSim> MAYBE I'LL JUST EAT CAKE, IT'S HARD TO SAY AT THIS POINT.
<Database> You will fail!
<Pikachu> It was the Tails Doll, he planned this.
<Pikachu> The Tails Doll will get you JoshSim.
<Database> database cannot be de-1337'd!
* Array DELETE HUNTER P
<Hunter_P> That's not cool
* PolygonX8 is using: [WINAMP] Now listening to: Ragnarok Online - Don't Piss me Off Ragnarok Online BGM [02:22m/96Kbps/44KHz]
<Hunter_P> Exate is still here.
* JoshSim DANCES
* Database ARE THE WINNER
<Array> SONG DETECTED. NOW ACTIVATING LEECHING MECHANISM.
<Old-skool> I said weren't!
<Mewtwo> Exate: 53.3%. :o
<PolygonX8> Two more days.
<JoshSim> 'Til the world ends?
<Database> Too bad! Your dances cannot defeat nor defeat Database...
* JoshSim dances anyway.
<BH4> JUST EAT THE FREAKING NINJA ALREADY!
* JoshSim still dances
* Pikachu eats the ninja.
<Old-skool> I've never played bad dudes!
<Database> ...for I am programmed in C!
* Pikachu tackles BH4.
<Old-skool> I do not own Contra!
<Database> Oops. I have shown my weakness.
<Array> BH4 IS A FALSE ARRAY. HE MUST BE DEFENESTRATED.
* BH4 is tackled. o_o'
<Old-skool> nor have I ever beaten the first stage of Contra.
<JoshSim> PARTY WOOOOOO
* Array DELETE BH4
<Database> Yes, Array! PUNISH HER!
<JoshSim> DOOO ODO DO ODOO DO DODO
* BH4 squee?
And, since it won't let me post it all in one post...
Posted 30 September 2005 - 12:07 AM
<Hunter_P> AHH!!! MAH-TAH-LAHN!!!
* JoshSim dacnes.
<Pikachu> with wolves.
* JoshSim dacNES
* Old-skool farts
<JoshSim> ... So!
* Pikachu gets out his JoshSim and Hergiswi action figures and makes them fight.
<Pikachu> Dang it, JoshSim's head keeps falling off.
<JoshSim> Just like in real life.
<JoshSim> wait what
* JoshSim dances.
<JoshSim> DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
<Database> if (JoshSim==Dancer) printf("/me DELETES JOSHSIM!!1");
* Array DELETE JOSHSIM
* Database DELETES JOSHSIM!!1
* Pikachu tosses the JoshSim dol... errr... action figure at JoshSim.
<Ty> if EXIST %JOSHIM% ; DEL /Q *.*
<Ty> The AppleScript way: O:
<JoshSim> ANYWAY! Back to the "I hear they're making..." jokes...!
<Hunter_P> I have to get to bed.
<Pikachu> I like swords!
<Array> Bye. =\
<Array> I LIKE SWORDS
<Hunter_P> I LIKE SWORDS!!
<Ty> If Member = Joshim then delete system folder of hard drive PureZC_MemberDB
* Hunter_P has quit IRC (Quit: I like swords.)
<Pikachu> I LIKE SWORDS!!!
* Array DELETE TY
<Ty> Ty is hot
* Database stabs Pikachu
* Pikachu feels no pain.
<JoshSim> MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
* Pikachu hugs JoshSim.
* JoshSim hus everyone.
<BH4> Make a lot of love. Not a lot of war.
<Old-skool> war is an excuse for a good story.
* DragonAtma and a succubus make love >_>
<Pikachu> I figured DragonAtma would make the jump on this soon.
* Database stabs Pikachu 45 times.
<Database> See, that was funny ha-ha and funny stab-stab.
<Old-skool> what would Star Wars be without the "Wars"?
<DragonAtma> ...still inferior to Spaceballs?
<Ty> Make love with Ty is fun.
<Pikachu> Star Love
<Old-skool> and nobody wants to see a movie about star, do they?
<Pikachu> Star Love!
<Ty> Watashi ga ai Ty. =D
* Pikachu hugs Ty.
<Old-skool> foam lightsabers!
<Old-skool> Episode 11: the wind waker
<Database> STAB-STAB FUNNY, I SAY!
<BH4> Foam Lightsabers are no good for battle. >:-\
<JoshSim> I dunno.
<Pikachu> I wanna see Obi Wan and Darth Vader have a pillow fight.
<Old-skool> depending on the battle.
<Database> But they're good for love!
<Old-skool> or fight with Giant lollipops
<Database> Wait, that didn't sound right.
<Old-skool> fight with giant blow pops!
<Database> ARGH! THE INNUENDO!
<Old-skool> I'd laugh.
<Old-skool> no I mean it.
<Pikachu> Nah, has to be pillows...
<Old-skool> Darth vader can have a strawberry blow pop
<Pikachu> Or they could stand back and chuck cats at each other.
<Database> Getting worse.
<Old-skool> Obi wan can have a blueberry blow pop.
<Old-skool> Imagine them hitting each other with giant blow pops!
<Pikachu> And that light saber sound that happens when they woosh.
<Old-skool> It's funnier if you've seen the Darth maul article on I mockery.com
<DragonAtma> Giant lolicons? Pervert!
<Pikachu> Database could join them.
<Database> WORST + ER^10^100!!
<Pikachu> Oh noes, Database is about to blow.
<JoshSim> So, I hear Nintendo is teaming up with this Sony company to make a CD ad-on to the SNES. Discuss.
<Database> Database cannot blow!
<Pikachu> Kirby can!
<Database> I am invincible!
<BH4> Kirby doesn't come in a can.
<JoshSim> MetaKnight > Kirby
<BH4> Spam does, ironicallyl enough.
<Pikachu> But Kirby sucks and blows!
<BH4> Okay, MetaKnight comes in a can.
<JoshSim> MetaKnight better be in the nest SSB.
<Pikachu> So, I hear JoshSim's crazy...
<DragonAtma> Kirby doesn't come in a can, but Prince Albert does!
<JoshSim> True story.
<Pikachu> And this is how rumors are started.
* JoshSim dances.
<Pikachu> So, I hear JoshSim wants to be a ballerina!
<Pikachu> But can he dance on his toes?
* Database DELETE TEH JOSHSIMZOROR.
<JoshSim> SO! I hear Nintendo is having sex with Seth to put Ness in the nest SSB, with Meth.
<JoshSim> True story.
<Pikachu> JoshSim can't dance on his toes.
<Database> Methamphetamine in SSB? Inane!
* BH4 CAN dance on his toes. O_o'
<Database> Meth is the worst drug EVAR.
<Database> Worse than crack.
<Pikachu> So, I hear JoshSim met up with the Pillsbury Doughboy and they got into a fight over a bagel.
<FoxBoy> I just had to break up a drunken fight between my mother and my sister. -_-
<JoshSim> Who is FoxBoy?
<Pikachu> FoxBoy is Kitsune.
<JoshSim> ... Who is Kitsune?
<Pikachu> Kitsune is Ex-Diddy.
<Old-skool> can't find it.
<FoxBoy> FoxBoy has used other aliases such as Kitsune,Tails747,Diddy, and UltraZ9000.
<Pikachu> You may not know him.
<Pikachu> If you've been under arock.
<JoshSim> So it would seem.
* Pikachu takes JoshSim's rock.
<Database> And Kitsune = Kyuubi = QUEER LIE OF EVIL PEDANTS.
<JoshSim> I like rock!
* Pikachu skips rock.
<Pikachu> You mean Pendants?
<Pikachu> You aren't a real database, are you?
<Mewtwo> Oh, what, JoshSim is gonna ask who I am? O_o;
<JoshSim> Whozza whatzit?
<Database> According to Gene Ray, pedants exist!
<Database> Like semantists!
<Pikachu> JoshSim, may I ask who you are...
<Pikachu> For that matter.
<Pikachu> Who am I?
<JoshSim> I stand by my statment: "Whozza whatzit?"
<JoshSim> statement, I mean.
<Database> Wait, that'd be sedants...
* Pikachu sits on JoshSim's statement.
<Database> just go to www.timecube.com
<JoshSim> I've been there.
<Database> It's hilarious.
Posted 30 September 2005 - 12:39 AM
<Stungun> ...you are aware that a server admin heard that...
<Stungun> ...and could kill you in sheer spite tomorrow?
<Database> There is no one INTERNET you can ally yourself with, only interconnected servers which I daresay you can't hack in to.
<Stungun> Brilliant logic, Database
<Stungun> The command within the mIRC application to enter training is "/join #purezcrpg".
<DragonAtma> it's not hacking and it's not a real thing
<DragonAtma> so if thewy tried to kill me out of sheer spite there'd be one less admin!
<JoshSim> I am less than 100 posts away from having a full gray heart.
<JoshSim> And then... I shall RULE THE WORLD.
<JoshSim> And Stungun'll make a thread about.
<JoshSim> He does that, you know.
<JoshSim> It happens.
<JoshSim> You know, sometimes.
<JoshSim> And, sometimes? It doesn't.
<JoshSim> It reminds me of dancing, in that way.
<JoshSim> Sometimes it happens, sometimes it doesn't.
<JoshSim> It's kinda hard to say when it's going to happen, since, y'know, sometimes it doesn't.
<JoshSim> And yet, once in awhile, it does in fact happen.
<JoshSim> Shocking, I know.
<JoshSim> But that's the way it is.
<JoshSim> I've known that for a long time now.
<JoshSim> About the dancing and such, I mean.
<JoshSim> And all those threads? The ones made by Stungun?
<JoshSim> More like dancing than you may think.
<JoshSim> Then again, maybe they're less than you think.
<JoshSim> I just don't know what you think.
<JoshSim> I know what I think, though.
<JoshSim> I think about alot of stuff.
<JoshSim> Like dancing.
<Stungun> Are you bored?
<JoshSim> How could you tell?
<JoshSim> You know...
<JoshSim> Being bored is alot like Stungun's threads.
<JoshSim> In the way that, they happen all the time.
<JoshSim> Unlike Stungun's threads and dancing.
<JoshSim> They only happen sometimes.
<JoshSim> Being bored is also like being board, only it's not the same thing at all.
<PureZC> Have you seen any interesting ads on PureZC today, JoshSim? Remember to check them out!
<JoshSim> You know what the ads on PureZC are like?
<JoshSim> I know this, you see, because there's a spork in the chat right now.
<JoshSim> It's just kinda sitting there, sporking the place up.
<JoshSim> If you know what I mean.
<JoshSim> I'm not sure you.
<JoshSim> Really, I can't be sure about this kind of thing.
<JoshSim> You know what sporks are like?
<JoshSim> Stungun's threads, that's what they're like.
<JoshSim> Sometimes they happen, sometimes they don't.
<JoshSim> The funny thing is when they kinda happen.
<JoshSim> You just can't know what to do after that.
<JoshSim> The kinda happening, I'm talking about.
<JoshSim> I like dancing. Did you know it's like Stungun's threads?
<Stungun> I'm trying to RP, and your hilighting is causing my window to beep.
<JoshSim> So, as I was saying...
Posted 30 September 2005 - 01:02 AM
Posted 05 October 2005 - 05:42 PM
<Hergiswi> except when they explode in my mouth
<JoshSim> I thought that said penis
Posted 05 October 2005 - 05:46 PM
[07:40] <Crazy_frog> CRAZY FROG!
Posted 05 October 2005 - 07:47 PM
<JoshSim> You're talking about the Tingle RPG, aren't you?
Posted 06 October 2005 - 03:37 PM
<+Stungun> Well, God makes everything...so o_O
<+Stungun> I GUESS that could work
Posted 07 October 2005 - 01:16 AM
Posted 03 December 2005 - 02:55 PM
<baldurus> I love M&Ms
<Dragonnick22> Not MM, you idiot!
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