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[Nathaniel]

You can't.  You're just going to have to bite the bullet.

 

Where is Waldo?

[klop422]

In the book somewhere.

 

I, uh, like, really like this game?

[Nathaniel]

You really mean that I like that post.

 

If someone likes a post that you dislike, does that make that person unlikeable?

[klop422]

Yes. Differences of opinion are complete deal-breakers, without exception.

 

If I can't fit an entire loaf of bread within my mouth, what am I doing with my life?

[Nathaniel]

You are not consuming too many carbohydrates.

 

Who framed Chungus?

[klop422]

Big the Cat

 

How do you square a circle

[Nathaniel]

Find a drafting table.

Get a sheet of paper.

Sit down at the drafting table.

Use a t-square to make sure your paper aligns with the edge of your drafting table.

Tape your paper to the drafting table.

Use a compass to draw a circle on your paper, making sure the entire circle is within the space provided by your paper.

Draw two perpendicular diameters for the circle, using a t-square to make sure these diameters align properly with the edge of your paper.

Where those lines meet the circle to form four points on that circle, draw four tangent lines, with the aid of either your t-square or a protractor.

Connect these four lines with each other in order to form the square of the circle.

Remove the tape that attached your paper to the drafting table.

Take a good pair of scissors, and cut off the portions of the paper outside of the resulting square.

Place your name on the back of this square to assure that you get proper credit for this activity.

Turn in your paper.

Go about the rest of your day.

 

Why does it often take so many words to describe something that is often so simple?

[klop422]

Because.

 

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

[Nathaniel]

Nothing at all. (waits for you to look away)

 

How do you defend yourself against a banana?

[klop422]

With a pointed stick?

 

What's the best reply against the Sicilian opening?

[FieryBirdyThing]

An even Scillier one.

 

How many puppies do you need to power a ray of pure cuteness?

[Old-Skool]

An even Scillier one.

 

How many puppies do you need to power a ray of pure cuteness?

One kitten.

A Nigerian Prince needs my help. Should I do it?

[Twilight Hero]

I wouldn't trust him.

 

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?

[FieryBirdyThing]

Otherwise engaged.

 

How did the unicorns die out?

[klop422]

When people started calling them 'rhinos'.

 

Whodunnit?