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[anikom15]

You're Luke Skywalker, what do you do?

A. Grab lightsaber!
B. Get in your X-wing starfighter
C. Call Han and ask to hang out

[klop422]

C. Call Han and ask to hang out.

 

Do I now make up a choice? I'll let you make the next one.

[anikom15]

[OOC: You can do whatever you want]

You call Han. 'Hey Luke, you've called just in time. I need you to do a little math for me. I'm trying to outrun some Imperial TIE fighters. Now the Millennium Falcon has a cylindrical fuel tank with a radius of 5 units, and a height of 3. The fuel is being consumed at an average of 30 cubic units per parsec. It'll take me about 0.5 parsecs to evade the Imperials, then an additional 3 to get to the nearest fueling station. The fuel tank is half full. Can I get away or do I need to think of another plan?'

A. 'You can get away'
B. 'You won't make it'

Edited by anikom15, 05 March 2014 - 03:22 PM.

[klop422]

B. 'You can get away'

 

Han gets away and refuels. However, before he can fill up, the TIE fighters find him again, and capture him. He shouts into the transmitter, "You gotta help me, kid!"

 

A. Get in your X-wing and help

B. Grab your lightsaber and call your force-ghost friends (Yoda, Obi-wan and Anakin)

C. Damn Han! Nobody cares.

[Demonlink]

A. Get in your X-Wing and help. 

 

So, Luke apparently rescues Han and fight the TIE fighters. Escaping, they head back to Tatooine and chill out a bit. Night falls and apparently, some of Jabba's surviving followers ambush both Luke and Han, in order to avenge their old master. They get captured and are held prisoners in the ruins of Jabba's Palace. If you try to escape and get caught, you get killed instantly. Now, you can do 2 things:

 

A. Reach a communicator and call Chewbacca for help, risking your chance of getting caught.

B. Have Luke use his Lightsaber (yes, he still has it ), but you are highly outnumbered (about 2 against 200). 

 

What do you do? 

Edited by Demonlink, 09 March 2014 - 03:56 PM.

[anikom15]

C. Luke says 'Hey guys let's just chill.'

So the bad guys are like okay what do want to do?

A. Play Goldeneye 007
B. Bake a cake
C. Create a portal to go to the Star Trek universe

[Demonlink]

C. Luke says 'Hey guys let's just chill.'

So the bad guys are like okay what do want to do?

A. Play Goldeneye 007
B. Bake a cake
C. Create a portal to go to the Star Trek universe

C. Create a portal to go to the Star Trek universe. 

 

So Luke and company go and open this portal to Star Trek, having three options:

 

A. Screw everyone, including Spock. 

B. Chill with everyone. 

C. Get bored and go back to see some of those ladies down at the bar. 

[klop422]

B. Chill with everyone

 

Everyone gets kind of annoyed at the others' bad terminology (I mean seriously? Warp speed? It's hyperspace) and ignorance about ships. Unfortunately, this leads to Luke taking out his lightsaber and killing a random guy (guess what colour he was wearing). It begins a battle, and the ship begins to go down. Wait, which planet is it going down on?

 

A. Earth

B. Mars

C. Jupiter

 

 

Also, by the way, as far as I understand, Star Trek is the far future of our world, whereas Star Wars is the far past, in a galaxy far far away. So does that mean the portal in Jabba's Palace was a time machine?