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[Beefster]

The first person inserts something into the vending machine and the next person tells you what you get in return. Rinse and repeat.

Example:

*Inserts a quarter*

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You get a packet of ramen. Nothing else is that cheap these days.

*Inserts his fist*

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Here it goes!

*Inserts a dollar*

EDIT: Heh. I didn't notice the other one. Feel free to close this.
EDIT2: Never mind. This one is formatted differently. The other one is really more like a pawn shop.

Edited by Beefster, 01 December 2011 - 10:53 AM.

[coolgamer012345]

You get nothing, You should of went to a place to get something, Rather than using a vending machine...

[JetBox]

Umm, I think your supposed to insert something as well.

 

*Inserts credit card*

[klop422]

You get spontaneous combustion.

I assume this is a cartoon, yes?

 

*inserts counterfeit money*

[JetBox]

Machine falls over you and crushes you.

 

*Inserts a quarter in the bill slot.*

[Magi_Hero]

You intentionally jam the bill slot with the quarter. Surprisingly, the marquee now says "Pickle Race" and has dropped a few White Castle burgers down the chute.

* Inserts a penguin into the change slot.

[klop422]

You get blood and Gore. Penguins don't actually fit in Vending machines

 

*Inserts foreign money*

[Theryan]

You discover you're in Soviet Russia. The Rubels you inserted make machine vend YOU!

*inserts floppy disc*

[klop422]

The monitor switches on. Wait a moment. That was a boot disc and the vending machine was actually a computer! That explains it!

 

*Inserts smashed glass*

[Enderman9000]

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Edited by Enderman9000, 05 April 2019 - 05:26 PM.

[klop422]

A wii remote with wii motion+ and a nuchuck fall out, and you the music starts. "I get to play Skyward Sword!" you think. But there's no screen.

 

*Inserts video casette*

[Rambly]

*The Little Mermaid beings playing on the vending machine's conveniently existent CRT display.  The VHS you inserted was not The Little Mermaid.  It was Reservoir Dogs.  It is not clear why this is happening*

 

*inserts candy bar*

[klop422]

*some coins exit the machine.*

 

*Inserts *

[DaLink]

Vending machine eats it up and sleeps for 49 hours.

 

*Inserts nuke*

[klop422]

You don't survive. What did you expect?

 

*Inserts fist*