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[Cukeman]

Rules
You are the judge. The post above you declares the crime. You decide the sentence and introduce a new crime.

I'll start:
 

Bobby's bicycle was stolen.

(Sentence) 
Thief is sentenced to life in iron boots.

(New crime)
Jimmy's last Cheeto was eaten right in front of his very eyes.

Edited by Nathaniel, 08 March 2019 - 10:16 AM.

[Nathaniel]

Sentence: Blow cheese powder in the culprit's eyes.

 

Crime: Miss Scarlet did the murder with the revolver in the dining room.

[Twilight Hero]

Sentence: Miss Scarlet is sentenced to life in Zelda 1's Level 9

 

Crime: Bob praised Zelda's Adventure and Hated on Ocarina of Time

Edited by Twilight Hero, 16 March 2021 - 07:57 PM.

[klop422]

Sentence: Bob now has to live in Ocarina of Time, but carrying all the items you get in Zelda's Adventure.

 

Crime: Artur took a sword out of a sword meant for Arthur, and is wrongfully crowned King of Camelot

[Nathaniel]

Sentence: Artur is sentenced to death by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

 

Crime: Ronald ate the canned salmon.

[klop422]

Sentence: Ronald is transformed into Ronald McDonald (origin story?) and forced to eat fillet-o-fishes and nothing else for the rest of his life.

 

Crime: I might have accidentally contributed to international terrorism by selling bombs to a guy who came to my doorstep.

[Nathaniel]

Sentence: After selling more bombs to Link, you forever disappear from the game.

 

Crime: I spilled some milk.

[klop422]

Sentence: You must stand above it and cry.

 

Crime: I forgot what word describes a set of words that is complete in itself, typically containing a subject and predicate, conveying a statement, question, exclamation, or command, and consisting of a main clause and sometimes one or more subordinate clauses.

[Nathaniel]

Sentence: The agony of not knowing the answer.

 

Crime: I stole someone's sweet roll.

[klop422]

Sentence: you're forced to roll around in a vat of melted honey

 

Crime: I spent too long procrastinating