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How many eggs in an eggplant?
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, part 2.
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, Jan 05 2009 05:50 PM
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Posted 09 February 2018 - 09:17 AM
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Posted 09 February 2018 - 12:33 PM
Depends if you fertilised it or not.
Which fruits are better than apples?
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Posted 09 February 2018 - 02:51 PM
Oranges.
(yes I compared them)
What would you do if you were told you have a thousand years left?
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Posted 09 February 2018 - 06:13 PM
Write a computer program that counts up for a thousand years, and check it periodically.
How do you achieve immortality?
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Posted 10 February 2018 - 09:59 AM
put your brain in a jar full of satay sauce and decide that this is how you will live out the rest of your existence. with the power of robots or something.
can we bring back Derisory Substance for a gritty 2018 reboot?
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P͏҉ę͟w͜� ̢͝!
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Posted 10 February 2018 - 08:43 PM
Yes.
What's the best way to cheat at a forum contest?
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Posted 10 February 2018 - 08:58 PM
Have secret extramarital relations in the middle of the contest thread.
If cheaters never win, what happens if you cheat in Big Rigs Under Through Over The Road Racing??
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Posted 10 February 2018 - 09:14 PM
You find the meaning of life.
How long does it take a nintendo game fansite to get mad over an underwear thread?
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Posted 10 February 2018 - 09:27 PM
That depends on whether the underwear in question is long johns.
What happens if you try to use silver to purchase a pair of long johns at the fish restaurant Long John Silvers?
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Posted 11 February 2018 - 10:34 AM
Then you can buy anything at Long John Silver's.
How do I drive a car backwards in the snow?
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Posted 11 February 2018 - 11:02 AM
Put the car in reverse.
Who let the dogs out?
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Posted 11 February 2018 - 04:54 PM
Me. I did.
What the Heck?
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Posted 11 February 2018 - 07:07 PM
All dogs go to heck. Except Irish Wolfhounds, they go to giant medieval castles.
Who would win, Muttley or that knockoff version of Fred Flintstone with a Mario head known as Grand Dad?
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Posted 11 February 2018 - 09:23 PM
There are no winners in the game of life.
What doesn't the fox say?
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Posted 12 February 2018 - 07:21 AM
Nothing. The fox knows all that is true and is not true, knows all that could be true and all that couldn't. All that should be true and all that shouldn't.
Oh, wait, you said what doesn't it say. A whole lot, tbh.
What is the best meme?
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