...Mario's cap flew towards him; at last he could have a chance to act the part of the heroic plumber. Then he got possessed.
When Zaxarone goes to sleep...
Posted 28 November 2017 - 04:29 AM
...Mario's cap flew towards him; at last he could have a chance to act the part of the heroic plumber. Then he got possessed.
When Zaxarone goes to sleep...
Posted 10 December 2017 - 10:06 PM
...he brings his teddy bear with him.
I once lost a battle to...
Posted 10 December 2017 - 10:54 PM
....Eppy, it was a pillow fight.
Making non-sequitors is fun because...
Posted 12 December 2017 - 12:49 AM
... pancakes are delicious.
There isn't nearly enough bacon on...
Posted 12 December 2017 - 11:04 AM
my table.
How many gravy boats...
Posted 12 December 2017 - 08:27 PM
...can I eat in one sitting?
No officer, I wasn't speeding; I was just...
Posted 12 December 2017 - 09:10 PM
...testing my brakes.
When the log rolls over...
Posted 14 December 2017 - 02:32 PM
...stand on it. I dare you.
Hey, I feel like sometimes you...
Posted 20 December 2017 - 01:52 PM
Edited by Dimentio, 20 December 2017 - 02:02 PM.
Posted 20 December 2017 - 02:16 PM
...drunk. Let's buy him a gallon of...
Posted 10 January 2018 - 02:02 PM
drunk.
Can a drunk Moosh be...
Posted 11 January 2018 - 04:35 PM
able to do a barrel roll?
When Barbie strikes ...
Posted 12 January 2018 - 09:17 AM
...the Empire strikes back!
When the gold of the day meets the blue of the night...
Posted 12 January 2018 - 01:48 PM
...Will a drunk man scare you with an awful fright?
There is no god, only...
Posted 14 January 2018 - 10:25 AM
...drunk rabbits.
Every now and then, I look at the Universe, and it looks back at me. I ask it, "What do you want?" The Universe never replies.
Until yesterday. I stood at the edge of a precipice, looking down at the Earth below, and again, I asked the Universe, "What do you want?"
And it said...
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